blaynem
24 Fargo, ND
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My self-summary
In West Minnesota, born and raised, hangin in the game world is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' so cool, all my friends are throwin snowballs outside the school. Went a couple of years, I wasn't diggin my hood. Decided I should try another neighborhood. I got on one little flight, and my ma got scared. "You can't be movin cross the country without yo momma there."

I packed up my things, and when the time came near, I threw my dog in the seat and corrected the mirror. Drove to South Cali, and I didn't know where. Told my ma i'd call her when I got there. I pulled up to my house about April or May, I haven't regretted my decision for even a day. Took a look at my Kingdom, I am finally here. To sit on my throne in my home of SD.

I'm back in Fargo, currently. Tryna figure out my next destination.
What I’m doing with my life
My dog sucks at cuddling so I'm currently trying to fill that void in my life.

When not fueling every ones favorite addiction (caffeine), I'm busy fueling mine. Which tends to be video games or some other random thing for the week.
I’m really good at
Being a positive person. Making funny faces. Crafting homemade BBQ sauce out of random ingredients. Singing Bohemian Rhapsody to my dog, but changing all of the lyrics so it's about her. Trying to cook rice. A Canadian accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Suits, Hannibal, Better Off Ted.

Movies: I'm a huge fan of "kids" movies like The Lego Movie and How to Train your Dragon. Interstellar.

Food: Fruit Roll-ups, Fruit-By-The-Foot, A&W Root Beer... I really need to start cooking things.

Music: I love any music that makes me feel incredibly happy. Mae is one of those bands.
The six things I could never do without
1. The moment when you're taking a shower and it starts to get cold, but you nudge the faucet a bit to get it to just barely too hot. Repeat times infinity.

2. Mother fuckin' Back Scratches.

3. The feeling of going to sleep and knowing that you have absolutely zero obligations the following day.

4. Sarcasm.

5. Companionship.

6. Puppy kisses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lately, if the fan-fiction idea of JarJar Binks being a evil sith mastermind is true or not. I need a buddy to watch Episode 1-3 over with to determine if it's believable.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably out grabbing a beer with my friends. Or working Lyft!
You should message me if
You like dad jokes, sarcasm, puns, smiling, faking accents, puppies and ice cream.

If you prefer green apple skittles to the lime skittles, we won't work out, you savage.
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