Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In West Minnesota, born and raised, hangin in the game world is
where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' so
cool, all my friends are throwin snowballs outside the school. Went
a couple of years, I wasn't diggin my hood. Decided I should try
another neighborhood. I got on one little flight, and my ma got
scared. "You can't be movin cross the country without yo momma
I packed up my things, and when the time came near, I threw my dog
in the seat and corrected the mirror. Drove to South Cali, and I
didn't know where. Told my ma i'd call her when I got there. I
pulled up to my house about April or May, I haven't regretted my
decision for even a day. Took a look at my Kingdom, I am finally
here. To sit on my throne in my home of SD.
I'm back in Fargo, currently. Tryna figure out my next destination.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My dog sucks at cuddling so I'm currently trying to fill that void
in my life.
When not fueling every ones favorite addiction (caffeine), I'm busy
fueling mine. Which tends to be video games or some other random
thing for the week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a positive person. Making funny faces. Crafting homemade BBQ
sauce out of random ingredients. Singing Bohemian Rhapsody to my
dog, but changing all of the lyrics so it's about her. Trying to
cook rice. A Canadian accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV: Suits, Hannibal, Better Off Ted.
Movies: I'm a huge fan of "kids" movies like The
Lego Movie and How to Train your Dragon. Interstellar.
Food: Fruit Roll-ups, Fruit-By-The-Foot, A&W
Root Beer... I really need to start cooking things.
Music: I love any music that makes me feel
incredibly happy. Mae is one of those bands.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The moment when you're taking a shower and it starts to get
cold, but you nudge the faucet a bit to get it to just barely too
hot. Repeat times infinity.
2. Mother fuckin' Back Scratches.
3. The feeling of going to sleep and knowing that you have
absolutely zero obligations the following day.
6. Puppy kisses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lately, if the fan-fiction idea of JarJar Binks being a evil sith
mastermind is true or not. I need a buddy to watch Episode 1-3 over
with to determine if it's believable.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably out grabbing a beer with my friends. Or working Lyft!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like dad jokes, sarcasm, puns, smiling, faking accents, puppies
and ice cream.
If you prefer green apple skittles to the lime skittles, we won't
work out, you savage.
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