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blazini67

27 Minneapolis, MN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am very laid-back, somewhat intellectual, and a total goofball. I can never shut my mind off. I'm a complicated man but enjoy simple pleasures. The world is my country and science my religion. I maintain a live and let live approach to life and to love. I have a million things going on so if you think I'm going to drop everything just to be with you 24/7 you're dreaming. Let's face the facts. I'm a part-time lover. I'm already in love with a wonderful girl, the whole world and everything in it. Yet I still have some extra room.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking care of business most of the time. Otherwise, I'm working out the details for my plan to take over the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and/or confusing people depending on the people I'm interacting with. I do that stand-up comedy so I better be funny. My interests include writing/performing comedy, astronomy, history, music, film, travel & foreign languages among other things. For that reason, I make a great trivia partner but I probably won't be writing a book on any of these subjects anytime soon. I just don't have that kind of time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People instantly notice that I'm the greatest man ever to walk the face of the Earth and are so awestruck that they involuntarily fall to their knees and begin weeping. OK. Not really. But it's usually pretty positive.

For some reason, people often tell me I look like a celebrity but then can't tell me which one. Maybe those people were sent from the future where I'm famous. Perceptive types might notice my ability to toggle between being introspective and outgoing. It may take some doing to get me talking but then I likely won't shut up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: I like a lot of funk & old-school R&B, Rolling Stones and Beatles stuff, several hip-hop artists past and present, many punk rock and new wave bands. Black Sabbath, old Metallica, James Brown, Sonic Youth, Nirvana, Iggy and the Stooges, Velvet Underground, Devo and even some of that old time country. But I'm open to anything fun.
Shows: Live Stand-Up comedy is a favorite of mine.
Movies: Too many for me to bother listing out.
Books: I'm seriously considering reading some books in the future.
Food: If it's good then it's going down.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends, my family, music, comedy, love, & solitude. Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, but most often: People, ideas, the world, the past, present, and future of the human race.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What I do on a Friday isn't set in stone. But... Hey! Why are you asking so many questions? Who sent you? CIA, FBI, NSA? I know your game, I won't be turned that easily! I'll never tell!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'd have to be pretty amazing or have interrogation training to get that out of me. ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You're more then just a pretty face, beauty is common and doesn't impress me that much anymore.
2. You're smart, you're funny, you're better than the average girl.
3. You want to know more about me.
4. You're not a psycho.