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blazini67

36 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Derek. I am very laid-back, somewhat intellectual, and a total goofball. I can never shut my mind off. I'm a complicated man but enjoy simple pleasures. The world is my country and science my religion. I maintain a live and let live approach to life and to love. I have a million things going on so if you think I'm going to drop everything just to be with you 24/7 you're dreaming. I'm already in love with the whole world and everything in it.
What I’m doing with my life
Taking care of business most of the time. Otherwise, I'm working out the details for my plan to take over the world.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh and/or confusing people depending on the people I'm interacting with. My interests include writing/performing comedy, astronomy, history, music, film, travel & foreign languages among other things. For that reason, I make a great trivia partner but I probably won't be writing a book on any of these subjects anytime soon. I just don't have that kind of time.
The first things people usually notice about me
People instantly notice that I'm the greatest man ever to walk the face of the Earth and are so awestruck that they involuntarily fall to their knees and begin weeping. OK. Not usually.

For some reason, people often tell me I look like a celebrity but then can't tell me which one. Maybe those people were sent from the future where I'm famous. Perceptive types might notice my ability to toggle between being intropective and outgoing. It may take some doing to get me talking but then I likely won't shut up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: I like a lot of funk & old-school R&B, Rolling Stones and Beatles stuff, several hip-hop artists past and present, many punk rock and new wave bands. Black Sabbath, old Metallica, James Brown, Sonic Youth, Nirvana, Iggy and the Stooges, Velvet Underground, Devo and even some of that old time country.
Shows: Live Stand-Up comedy by really funny comics. My favorite stand-up comics still touring include Louis CK, Bill Burr, Norm MacDonald and Brian Regan. I really want to see the musical 'The Book of Mormon' and will in February now I spent a ridiculous amount on tickets.
Movies: Too many for me to bother listing out.
Books: I'm seriously considering reading some books in the future.
Food: If it's good then it's going down.
The six things I could never do without
My friends, my young'uns, music, comedy, love, & solitude. Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything, but most often: People, ideas, the world, the past, present, and future of the human race.
On a typical Friday night I am
What I do on a Friday isn't set in stone. But... Hey! Why are you asking so many questions? Who sent you? CIA, FBI, NSA? I know your game, I won't be turned that easily! I'll never tell!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You'd have to be pretty amazing or have interrogation training to get that out of me. ;)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
1. You're more then just a pretty face, beauty is common and doesn't impress me that much anymore.
2. You're smart, you're funny, you're better than the average girl.
3. You want to know more about me.
4. You're not a psycho.