I'm Adam. If you're anything like me, I have about 10 seconds of your time before you get bored and close this.
Luckily, that's all I'll need. All you really need to know about me is that I'm awesome.
"Awesome? You? But you don't even have any pictures of your abs", I can hear the incredulity in your thought-voice. It hurts, but I get it.
Curious about what makes me awesome? Read on!