This is an improvisational poem to capture my essence.

I'm Typing, I'm typing

I'm typing with my fingers

My fingers type away

they do not dally, they do not linger(s)

My fingers type words

by hitting keys on a keyboard

My fingers type words

so I will never be bored

Watch them as they type

Type away, type away

They will type words tomorrow

as they typed yesterday....

They Type words for me

But they type words for you

They could type words from the inside of a smelly old shoe

Much in the same way that a cow might say "moo"

Or the texture of muck could be described as "goo"

Seeking of affection is the definition of "woo"

I would be lying if I said "I know kung-fu"

would you ?

I have a weird sense of humor.

Working and using my free hours to make stuff.

Alienating humans, thinking world altering ideas when I get in bed and then forgetting them by the next morning, talking about nothing other than movies, music, books and art for the rest of my life, bruising people's forearms with muay thai kicks (they agreed to hold the pads), drawing with cheap bic pens, asking random questions and expecting responses,

I would really like to know. Strangers have been known to approach me on the street and ask "Are you sad?", or "Are you lost?", or "Whatcha thinkin about?". I think I hate those people.

I'm a notorious list maker and I'm about to list this mutha up.

Music/Artists: The Smiths, Morrissey, My Bloody Valentine,The Cocteau Twins, The Stone Roses, The Velvet Underground, Elliott Smith, Belle and Sebastian, The Field Mice, The Shins, Lou Reed, Danse Society,Joy Division, New Order, The Cure, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Go-betweens, The Magnetic Fields, Billy Bragg, The Stooges, Iggy Pop, The Clash, The Dears, The Bats, The Chameleons UK, Kitchens of Distinction, The Pet Shop Boys, Erasure, Depeche Mode, Kate Bush, Bjork, Tom Waits, The Pouges, most bands from sarah records, The Stranglers, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Big Country, The La's, Anything Johnny Marr does, Skinny Puppy, Kraftwerk, Teenage Fanclub, The Siddeleys, The Futureheads, The Beach Boys, The Byrds, MC5, Eric Dolphy, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Ryuichi Sakamoto, Arsonists, Non Phixion

Directors:Wong Kar Wai, Federico Fellini, Jean-Luc Godard, Igmar Bergman, Akira Kurosawa, Masaki Kobayashi, Stanley Kubrick, Elia Kazan, David Lean, Francis Ford Coppola, Martin Scorsese, Sergio Leone, Sergei Eisenstein, Andrei Tarkovsky, Zhang Yimow, Hiroshi Teshigahara, Lars von Trier, The Coen Brothers, Francois Truffaut, Jean Cocteau, Jacques Tati, John Carpenter, John Boorman, Darren Aronofsky, Vincent Gallo, Richard Linklater, Spike Jones, Michel Gondry, Chan-wook Park, Jane Campion, The Brothers Quay, Guy Maddin, Hayao Miyazaki, Jim Jarmusch, Bill Viola, Jared Hess, Zacharias Kunuk, Stephen Chow

Writers: Franz Kafka, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, William S Burroughs, Jean-paul Sartre, Albert Camus, Samuel Beckett, Edward Albee, Kurt Vonnegut, Ayn Rand, Daniel Macivor, Bertrand Russell, jd salinger, Kobo Abe, Irvine Welsh

Comic book writers/cartoonists:Dave Mckean, Neil Gaiman,R. Crumb, Chester Brown, Ralph Steadman, Dan Clowes, Chris Ware, Julie Doucet, Seth, Jeffery Brown, Dave Cooper, Kent Williams, James Kochalka, George Herriman, George Grosz, Will Eisner, Marjane Satrapi,

Painters/Artists: , Egon Shciele, Alberto Giacometti, leon golub, Jean-Michel Basquiat, William De Kooning, Francis Bacon, Jenny Saville, David Hockney, Paul Klee, Cy Twombly, Betty Goodwin, Ed Pien, Marcel Dzama, Jeff Ladouceur, Neo Rauch, Michael DeForge, Yoshitaka Amano, Yoshitomo Nara, Erik Jerezano, Fiona Smyth, Balint Zsako, Matt Lock, Seth Scriver, Rick Bartow, Blu, Poster Boy

Food: Sushi-maki roles, anything with salmon, Pad Thai, Curry with rice, Indian food (tandoori is my crack), Chicken Shawarma, Dumplings, Tex Mex, Noodles, Rice, Beans, Avacado, snake surprise, cookies.

My Computer...... I would list the other things but someone just msn messenged me and I have a few facebook messages to respond to, plus there are some new videos from my youtube subscriptions....I'll get back to you on that.

Embarrassing moments I suppressed during childhood that suddenly resurface when i feel like I'm getting the hang of life.

Fridays I'm not sure about but on Tuesdays I'm usually doing karaoke, and usually singing some Smiths songs, or any 80s pop tunes.

When I go outside I usually wear pants. Usually...

The real question is why shouldn't you?

Don't actually answer that, it's sort of a rhetorical question.