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blindjester

37 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), LISP (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an obsessively curious polymath and an unrecovered writer who trades his time for money doing software development in an esoteric area of computer science. I do not define myself by my job, but rather view my work as a means to an end... even though I find my work interesting and engaging.

I travel a lot, and most recently have returned to Toronto after three years living in Paris.I'm trying not to let that get me down. :) I'm a monochromat, which means that I'm profoundly colour blind. Living in Paris was partly
an exercise in obsessively haunting museums and galleries and
Trying To Understand. I failed, but was pretty engaged by the attempt.

I love motorcycles and sailboats, and I try to get out of the city to my family cottage whenever possible; especially in the winter time -- the fireplace is hard to ignore. I value humour as well as intense and varied conversation. I'm not religious, and I don't want to be. I'd rather swim to shore than take the dinghy. I love machinery, and covet books. I'm endlessly fascinated by women, and try to maintain my female friendships. I'd rather be passionate than romantic, but I don't see these things as being mutually exclusive. I've only ever had one monogamous relationship, but I didn't cheat while the promise was in place. I don't like it when people want me to think for them; i value people who are self directed and who pursue their dreams. I don't want to be responsible for your happiness, but if you're the right person, i'd happily contribute. I am intense, nomadic, and autodidactic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I own a business with my brother that consumes all of my professional time. I make time for fun as much as possible, which is sometimes not enough. I've written two novels and hundreds of short stories, but i have an obsessive character, and I tend not to write when I have a lot of other work to do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm the leading evangelist for the Beneficient Celestial Electron, which primarily involves acceptance of the notion that all energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet. I'm a fairly talented motorcycle rider. I'm an aspiring amateur naval architect. I'm a first rate endurance reader. I can speak clearly on myriad subjects, and I enjoy making people laugh, so i'm almost always cracking (un)wise.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm bald, and I have a high strength to weight ratio.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. women
2. sex
3. water
4. sailboats
5. books
6. music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about high aspect ratio sailboat rigs, and wankel rotary engines. I write books in my head years before I transcribe them to paper. I'm almost always perplexed and fascinated by the women in my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Laughing with friends in a bar, or sleeping early, or reading a book, or making dinner for a date.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I lost the greatest love I've ever experienced, I'm totally over it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're curious, pretty, friendly, happy, or interesting. ;) Seriously, i'm interested in almost everybody from some perspective.