Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Congratulations! You just won a crack at the greatest guy-friend to
have ever walked the earth.
I'm respectful, intelligent, clean, and I won't bother any of your
shit. If I run into your shit, I'm just like "Oh fuck, I'd better
back off of this shit because it isn't mine."
I'll even write you a story. That's right! I'll wow you with
whimsical wordplay while wittingly wrapping well-wishers with
warmly written wiles. Or real ones. I'll get in there and massage
your left temporal superior region. EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What anyone is, really...trying to find a place to bury all this
pirate treasure. I know you're thinking "Why aren't there more
convenient spots along the Spanish main?" That's what I'm going to
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can play the hell out of some Scrabble and tend to leave a path
of devastation whenever I get my hands on some Trivial Pursuit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love anime in large doses. I just saw Fairy Tail and loved how
well it conveyed the concept that no person is an island and how
much stronger we are made as a result of our personal connections.
You should message me if
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Am I interested in hanging out with you? You can bet my dorky ass I
am! I only require honesty and a fun personality. Anything beyond
those would just be a convenient bonus. I'm taking guy-friend to
its next epic level. Email me! I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook
links, background checks, dental records, phone numbers,
references, awards, credit reports, video game trophies, sexual
history, and pictures of my cat.
If you want a next-generation guy-friend who consistently blows
your doors off with concentrated awesome then hit me up!
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