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35 M Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Aug 24
White, Other
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First of, fuck these boxes, I'll answer the questions in any order I please. Beyond that, basically I'm a big geek. Big as in 6', 220 lbs as well. But you know, the whole geek thing, gaming, (role-playing, computer, board, card,) books (sci-fi, nonfiction, high strangeness, John Keel, Paul Auster, David Mamet, Sylvia Plath, Jim Goad, Stephen King, Bruce Sterling, William Gibson, Ian Banks, Nabakov, George Martin,) movies, (Big Lewbowski, Glengarry Glen Ross, American Buffalo, Serenity, The Big Sleep, Zardoz, Phantasm, Ringu, A Fish Called Wanda, Smoke, 400 Blows, Zombi 2) music, (Big Black, Joy Divison, Tori Amos, Cibo Matto, Lady GaGa, Cannibal Corpse, Magnetic Fields, Andrews Sisters, Iron Maiden, Manowar, Ramones, Led Zepplin, Motorhead, Wierd Al, Kronos Quartet, classical, big band, jazz, punk, Chinese opera,) the whole deal. And Spacemoose. I like going out at night, usually to eat, (like Grill, which beats pretty much everything else open at that time, hands down,) farting around my house, and trying to figure out what to do with my life.

I spend a lot of my time thinking. Certain books and movies have had a profound impact on self-conception. Ideas are important to me, and while some may find it annoying or uninteresting, I analyse things that interest me very heavily, and need to discuss them. I generally find that the more I discover about something, the more interesting it becomes, and the more I need to talk about it, even if the discussion goes nowhere. (This dosen't mean I can't turn off my brain sometimes, but even idle diversions can be examined.) Basically, I find it difficult to get along with people who can't hold conversations and discussions.

You know, besides this first box, most of the questions/topics can be answered with some slight variation on "your mom." Isn't that awesome?

I am contradicting myself, large, and i contain multitudes
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating the shit the serve me at work. Mm-mmm.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't think people notice me. I mean, for a tall husky (nee' chubby) balding guy, you'd think I stand out, but I'm pretty sure I don't. It's weird, but I've walked up to people who are having conversations and they don't seem to really be aware that I'm there for a little bit. It's kind of cool. Maybe because it's I'm part ninja, on my father's side.

Also, people would generally notice that I'm a bit more reserved then my twee, oh-so-wacky ramblings here. I write this stuff when I'm tired, because otherwise I'm to busy second-guessing myself to figure out what to write.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Freedom and responsibility. The importance of friends. Self-reliance. How to fully assimilate my values into my thinking and reacting. The future. My cats. Marveling at how I enjoy being a nerd. Destroying all cool. Other people's worldviews. Loving the ladies. Corny jokes. Wanting to know how in the world I scored "Technopagan" on that stereotype test.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to listen and sing along with some female sung pop songs, i.e. "Milkshake", "Hung Up" or "Cameltoe".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Who knows? You want to, I guess? Who am I to question your ineffable judgment? Um...if you want a brownie? I make brownies, sometimes. Or Waffles! I make some good waffles. Any breakfast food, really, anytime, day or night. Or maybe a burger. When I put my mind to it, I make a mean burger. Scrambled eggs maybe? Some ribs? Hmm...I guess, message me if you're hungry.