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blinky500

31 M Jersey City, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My name is Chris. I am a filmmaker. My life is an open book, ask me whatever you want. Nothing you can say will offend me.

The best way to describe myself is like an unrated movie. I am not PG-13. If that is too much for you to handle, I understand and wish you all the best.

I am very intense yet incredibly laid back. It's a conundrum but it's true.

Also, you will be relieved to know that there are absolutely no douchebag-shirtless pics of me on my profile or in my possession.

~~~I am mindful of my manners and try to be polite. It would be nice to be treated politely in return. Even if you don't want to chat. Kindly say so. The polite respond, the rude ignore.~~~
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a filmmaker by trade. No I have not made porn. For some reason people always assume that.

Currently I am running my own production company and trying to get by in this horrible economy. I'm almost famous.

Moonlighting as a crime fighter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing through bullshit. I'm very open and honest. I don't like drama and if you ever want to chat with me, just be yourself, nothing more, nothing less.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm animated and have funky hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Comic Books!

Movies- Anything by John Carpenter or Christopher Nolan and Neveldine/Taylor. Select movies by Robert Rodriguez, Michael Mann, Tony Scott and recently Joss Whedon.

Shows- Dexter, SVU, Arrow, House of Cards, The Flash, Boardwalk Empire, American Horror Story and Tosh.0. Or anything on Adult Swim.

Music- Anything except for crap rap.

Food- Pizza, cake, lasagna and nachos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex. (because it keeps me healthy)
Intelligent conversation. (because I hate stupid people)
Pizza. (because I was a ninja turtle in a former life)
Movies. (because I need to be entertained)
Comics. (because I enjoy light reading)
Cake. (because its awesome)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
~Women ruling the world and I'm okay with that.

~How much I despise flaky, indifferent, rude people.

~How disappointed I am with the lack of nice/genuine/courteous people on this site.

~You can learn more about a person from the questions they ask than the answers they provide.

~Do people actually read my profile?

~How can one nice guy be noticed in a sea of douchebags?

~Gender neutrality. I think many people are pretty backwards thinking and we need to update our view points. I'm very pro men/women/transgender/intersex equality.

~Raising the bar when it comes to dating. The classic date is archaic and flawed in retrospect. I have devised a new and more modern approach that is sexy, hip and still classy. Feel free to inquire.

~Why are there so many stupid people in the world? And by stupid I mean people of sub average intelligence not doing anything to better themselves or the world around them when they clearly have the ability to. This excludes people with learning disabilities. Make no mistake, I have nothing against the mentally handicapped or the uneducated. I just loathe the ignorant.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saving the world from destruction. Don't believe me? Well you're still here aren't you? YOU'RE WELCOME!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was married once. With her for 5 years, married for 2 of them. It was a grueling experience I don't plan to recreate EVER. I do want to get married sometime in the near future, but not right now. Right now I just want to enjoy my youth while I have it.
You should message me if
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If you've made it this far without getting angry, scared, shocked or frustrated at me in any capacity, then by all means, MESSAGE ME.

Seriously, what do you have to lose?

Oh yeah, and you're not crazy. Can't stress that one enough.

PS- Do not judge a book by it's cover. Just because it says I'm looking for Casual Sex doesn't mean I'm some player nor is it the ONLY thing I'm looking for. Get to know me before you drop the hammer. I'm not a bad guy.