Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Chris. I am a filmmaker. My life is an open book, ask me
whatever you want. Nothing you can say will offend me.
In the spirit of gender equality, if you want to say hi, don't wait
for an invitation, just say hi. There is no shame in initializing
conversation. All are welcome.
The best way to describe myself is like an unrated movie. I am not
PG-13. If that is too much for you to handle, I understand and wish
you all the best.
I am very intense yet incredibly laid back. It's a conundrum but
Also, you will be relieved to know that there are absolutely no
douchebag-shirtless pics of me on my profile or in my
~~~I am mindful of my manners and try to be polite. It would be
nice to be treated politely in return. Even if you don't want to
chat. Kindly say so. The polite respond, the rude ignore.~~~
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a filmmaker by trade. No I have not made porn. For some reason
people always assume that.
Currently I am running my own production company and trying to get
by in this horrible economy. I'm almost famous.
Moonlighting as a crime fighter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing through bullshit. I'm very open and honest. I don't like
drama and if you ever want to chat with me, just be yourself,
nothing more, nothing less.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm animated and have funky hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Comic Books!
Movies- Anything by John Carpenter. I have a huge respect for
Christopher Nolan, Quentin Tarantino, Tony Scott, Michael Mann,
Joss Whedon and Robert Rodriguez. They have all helped shape my
style as a filmmaker. I also love my B horror, 80's action and
Shows- The Flash, Arrow, Dexter, SVU, House of Cards, Boardwalk
Empire, American Horror Story, Supernatural and Tosh.0. Or anything
on Adult Swim.
Music- Anything except for crap rap.
Food- Pizza, cake, lasagna and nachos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex. (because it keeps me healthy)
Intelligent conversation. (because I hate stupid people)
Pizza. (because I was a ninja turtle in a former life)
Movies. (because I need to be entertained)
Comics. (because I enjoy light reading)
Cake. (because its awesome)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
~Women ruling the world and I'm okay with that.
~How much I despise flaky, indifferent, rude people.
~How disappointed I am with the lack of nice/genuine/courteous
people on this site.
~If a woman expects or requires a man to wine and dine her on a
date, she have no right getting offended if that man expects sex
from her, for that man now knows how much this woman is worth.
(Sexism goes both ways)
~You can learn more about a person from the questions they ask than
the answers they provide.
~Do people actually read my profile?
~How can one nice guy be noticed in a sea of douchebags?
~Gender neutrality. I think many people are pretty backwards
thinking and we need to update our view points. I'm very pro
~Raising the bar when it comes to dating. The classic date is
archaic and flawed in retrospect. I have devised a new and more
modern approach that is sexy, hip and still classy. Feel free to
~Why are there so many stupid people in the world? And by stupid I
mean people of sub average intelligence not doing anything to
better themselves or the world around them when they clearly have
the ability to. This excludes people with learning disabilities.
Make no mistake, I have nothing against the mentally handicapped or
the uneducated. I just loathe the ignorant.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saving the world from destruction. Don't believe me? Well you're
still here aren't you? YOU'RE WELCOME!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was married once. With her for 5 years, married for 2 of them. It
was a grueling experience I don't plan to recreate EVER. I do want
to get married sometime in the near future, but not right now.
Right now I just want to enjoy my youth while I have it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you've made it this far without getting angry, scared, shocked
or frustrated at me in any capacity, then by all means, MESSAGE
Seriously, what do you have to lose?
Oh yeah, if you're looking for a free meal, don't bother. I am not
here to buy you dinner. That's sexist.
PS- Do not judge a book by it's cover. Just because it says I'm
looking for Casual Sex doesn't mean I'm some player nor is it the
ONLY thing I'm looking for. Get to know me before you drop the
hammer. I'm not a bad guy.
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