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32 Jersey City, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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My name is Chris. I am a filmmaker. My life is an open book, ask me whatever you want. Nothing you can say will offend me.

In the spirit of gender equality, if you want to say hi, don't wait for an invitation, just say hi. There is no shame in initializing conversation. All are welcome.

The best way to describe myself is like an unrated movie. I am not PG-13. If that is too much for you to handle, I understand and wish you all the best.

I am very intense yet incredibly laid back. It's a conundrum but it's true.

Also, you will be relieved to know that there are absolutely no douchebag-shirtless pics of me on my profile or in my possession.

~~~I am mindful of my manners and try to be polite. It would be nice to be treated politely in return. Even if you don't want to chat. Kindly say so. The polite respond, the rude ignore.~~~
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a filmmaker by trade. No I have not made porn. For some reason people always assume that.

Currently I am running my own production company and trying to get by in this horrible economy. I'm almost famous.

Moonlighting as a crime fighter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing through bullshit. I'm very open and honest. I don't like drama and if you ever want to chat with me, just be yourself, nothing more, nothing less.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm animated and have funky hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Comic Books!

Movies- Anything by John Carpenter. I have a huge respect for Christopher Nolan, Quentin Tarantino, Tony Scott, Michael Mann, Joss Whedon and Robert Rodriguez. They have all helped shape my style as a filmmaker. I also love my B horror, 80's action and Disney movies.

Shows- The Flash, Arrow, Dexter, SVU, House of Cards, Boardwalk Empire, American Horror Story, Supernatural and Tosh.0. Or anything on Adult Swim.

Music- Anything except for crap rap.

Food- Pizza, cake, lasagna and nachos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex. (because it keeps me healthy)
Intelligent conversation. (because I hate stupid people)
Pizza. (because I was a ninja turtle in a former life)
Movies. (because I need to be entertained)
Comics. (because I enjoy light reading)
Cake. (because its awesome)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
~Women ruling the world and I'm okay with that.

~How much I despise flaky, indifferent, rude people.

~How disappointed I am with the lack of nice/genuine/courteous people on this site.

~If a woman expects or requires a man to wine and dine her on a date, she has no right getting offended if that man expects sex from her, for that man now knows how much this woman is worth. (Sexism goes both ways)

~You can learn more about a person from the questions they ask than the answers they provide.

~Do people actually read my profile?

~How can one nice guy be noticed in a sea of douchebags?

~Gender neutrality. I think many people are pretty backwards thinking and we need to update our view points. I'm very pro men/women/transgender/intersex equality.

~Raising the bar when it comes to dating. The classic date is archaic and flawed in retrospect. I have devised a new and more modern approach that is sexy, hip and still classy. Feel free to inquire.

~Why are there so many stupid people in the world? And by stupid I mean people of sub average intelligence not doing anything to better themselves or the world around them when they clearly have the ability to. This excludes people with learning disabilities. Make no mistake, I have nothing against the mentally handicapped or the uneducated. I just loathe the ignorant.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saving the world from destruction. Don't believe me? Well you're still here aren't you? YOU'RE WELCOME!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was married once. With her for 5 years, married for 2 of them. It was a grueling experience I don't plan to recreate EVER. I do want to get married sometime in the near future, but not right now. Right now I just want to enjoy my youth while I have it.
You should message me if
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If you've made it this far without getting angry, scared, shocked or frustrated at me in any capacity, then by all means, MESSAGE ME.

Seriously, what do you have to lose?

Oh yeah, if you're looking for a free meal, don't bother. I am not here to buy you dinner. That's sexist.

PS- Do not judge a book by it's cover. Just because it says I'm looking for Casual Sex doesn't mean I'm some player nor is it the ONLY thing I'm looking for. Get to know me before you drop the hammer. I'm not a bad guy.