Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to be around positive, happy people who don't take
themselves too seriously. Loyalty and honesty are a must, of
It's possibly unhealthy how much I love my dogs. I love all dogs
that don't maul me, to be honest.
Someone who is genuine and excited about life interests me.
Nobody is perfect, but if you aren't trying to be the best you that
you can be, how can you expect someone else to be excited about
you? Although I often fall short, my goal is always to be the best
person I can.
I'm constantly cracking jokes. I'm funny 90% of the time. The other
10% I like to call 'endearing.'
Physical attraction is underrated. If you aren't attracted to
someone, no matter how great of friends you are, that's all you'll
ever be. I love my friends, but being truly passionate about
someone is what relationships are about. I don't want to sleep with
I have a car and a motorcycle (a cruiser not a sport bike), but I
rarely drive the car. The danger of the bike is less likely to kill
me than an aneurism from sitting in traffic.
I like sports, all sports. Except NFL football. I love NFL
football. If you do too, great. If not, that's cool too.
If you don't love and respect creative arts, we probably won't get
I'm just trying to meet some cool new people to add to my life. If
it becomes something significant, awesome, that's the goal. If not,
that's OK too. For now, let's just grab a coffee. Or ice cream. I
love ice cream.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking my dog to the dog park. Writing. Eating. Drinking. Blowing
your mind with my exciting adventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Juicing (Not steroids. Carrots and the like.)
Making people laugh.
Being a bit of a smartass (but in an endearing way, I
Picking out clothes for women. Perhaps I'm a gay man trapped in a
straight man's body.
Fitting lots of stuff into a small space. I've moved a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't watch a ton of TV, but the shows I do watch, I watch
religiously. Current favorites are Breaking Bad, Dexter, Boardwalk
Empire, and Treme. The Wire is my all time favorite. If you like
these shows, we probably will get along.
I don't listen to music enough, but when I do, I love pretty much
everything except house music and metal. I absolutely love to go
see live music, especially funk. So much fun.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone - unhealthy I know.
Nature near my home.
Freedom in all forms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How so many of the best screenwriting teachers are not good writers
OKCupid awards and why I don't have any. Aren't my pictures pretty
enough? I try so hard to be pretty for you, and for what?
-Update: I now have some awards (thank you bestowers) but selfishly
want more. I still don't feel pretty.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bro, like, out with my bros, wearing Ed Hardy, wearing lots of
cologne, drinking vodka Red Bulls, bro. What are you doing, bro?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once dropped my motorcycle on my leg by being careless, and was
trapped until a small Mexican woman came along and saved me. It was
not at all embarrassing.
You should message me if
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you read something here you connected to, and think we'd have fun
spending time together. Or if you found a bag of money. Either one.
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