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blisscalintz

28 M Bloomington, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm unable to summarize myself outside of the boring, yet catchy 4 liners so I'll tell you a few stories of my life.

I was born in 1986 in Joplin, MO around 7:15 at night. Since then I have moved across a few states. About 3 months after I was born my family (mom, dad, brother & sister) moved to Oklahoma. While in Oklahoma I managed to learn some very valuable life lessons.. First, when you burn leaves with a magnifying glass, do not burn them in the middle of the summer when it has not rained in a week, do not burn them near a playground surrounded by houses and especially throw away the shoes that have your laces burned to the soles since they can be used to tie you to the crime. And secondly.. now this one is very important, that big porcelain thing in the bathroom that you sit on is for pooping, you are not to poop outside in other peoples yards. Use your imagination.. (ew, made you think about poop)

As the years passed, we eventually moved yet again. This time to Houston, TX. Texas was the most fun place to live in the 90's (in my opinion). Not only was it sunny every day but our neighborhood had a pool, a bayou and a really awesome neighborhood Halloween. However, if I still resided in Texas throughout my life, I most likely would be dead by now... here's why... I was roughly 10 years old when I ventured to the bayou (a creek where hillbillies throw their couches) to look for frogs, lizards and anything else that crawled. As I made my way down to the creek I saw a snake moving through the brush and of course I wanted to try and catch it. But as I got closer it reared up hissed, struck towards me and bolted into the water. I later found out that it was a Water Moccasin which like to attack when aggravated and have a rather venomous bite. The second thing that almost killed me was an inanimate object that you all see every day.. can you guess what it is?... a tree. Yes, a tree. I had a fascination with climbing and turns out sometimes the inner branches of a tree die, become brittle and don't support any weight. So as I made my way to the top of the tree one of these branches snapped and I fell to the ground hitting damn near every branch on the way down. But don't fret, we moved shortly after that to Illinois to where I have lived for almost the past 15 or whatever years. Nothing interesting happens here sooo I won't bore you with it.

If you made it this far, you can tell I'm super awesome and have cool stories to tell. So message me for more.. maybe you can share some of yours.
What I’m doing with my life
Presently I'm working on fixing up the house I just bought and working to pay the bills.
I’m really good at
Video games and computers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Not big on books. Not that reading is hard but I prefer movies.

Speaking of movies, I will give anything a shot but my most favorite movies comprise of comedies, action, drama and anything with Jackie Chan.

Food. Yes. But no Thai. I had Pho once and it was disgusting.
The six things I could never do without
My Cat.
Family.
Video Games.
Food.
Work.
Diet Dr. Pepper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I would defend my family from marauders come the end of the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing video games, working on my house, watching movies or relaxing.

I've not been to a bar it quite some time. I believe the last time was in 2010 and I had maybe 2 beers. It's not that I don't like bars or drinking.. it's that I can't stand the "woooo" girls. So please note, if you get hammered around me, keep the woo's to yourself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid I had poison ivy on my arms and hands to which was then transferred to down below and caused my hodang to swell up like a balloon.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You have a sense of humor and can take a joke. If you are a gamer and wont be jealous that I have a water cooled computer with a triple monitor setup. Or if you are a genuinely nice person. Or.. if you are a cute, short Asian female.