Soooo....I'm not one to be compartmentalized into a ridiculous summation of preferences or achievements. However, for the sake of conversation pieces. I ride a sports bike (way too fast), shoot guns, camp/hike, snorkel/dive, rock climb/boulder. I enjoy good coffee (no, Starbucks is not good coffee). I'm a computer geek that doesn't speak any related languages (I'm more of a network guy than a code monkey). I've had more piercings than you. I really enjoy whiskeys from all over, except Islay region scotch, along with some dark chocolates or a good cigar. I play the occasional MMORPG and I used to be a raid officer when I played Everquest. I enjoy musicals as well as classical theater and I'm a sucker for old comedians (Abbott and Costello, W.C. Fields and the Three Stooges). Will Ferrell irritates me in a very unusual way. I also love pretty much anything that'll get me outdoors, this isn't to say that I hate indoor activities. I write. Eastwood beats Wayne all day every day. I feel I was born in the wrong century. My personality has been compared to that of an elephant...I'm pretty sure it was a compliment. I've played various instruments in my life, including the violin. I have a very sarcastic sense of humor that does not translate to text very well. I constantly have a pair of earbuds blasting music in my ears...they readily render a radical reduction and regulation of ridiculous rhetoric regurgitated by reviling retards. I enjoy alliteration. I loathe bigots, misogyny, onions, people without manners, Nascar, people who text and drive, Nigerian 'royalty', religious extremists, waking up tired, bad grammar, having to go places on rainy days, and people in cars who think they're stuck in traffic...no, you are traffic!
EDIT: I would love to meet a woman that I can connect with on deeper levels, not purely physical. I'm always in the mood to meet new and exciting people and I can make for a great confidant. I'm not looking for someone fake, dishonest or some various version of a bar rat. I, like everyone else here, have a tarnished resume and a bruised heart. I'm not looking for anyone to mend or replace any part of me. In fact, I'm quite comfortable in who I am and what I'm doing. I'm more interested in the companionship a smart, witty, stubborn, smart-ass woman can provide.