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blitzberg

28 M Norcross, GA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
It says you like cool jams...

Soooo....I'm not one to be compartmentalized into a ridiculous summation of preferences or achievements. However, for the sake of conversation pieces. I ride a sports bike (way too fast), shoot guns, camp/hike, snorkel/dive, rock climb/boulder. I enjoy good coffee (no, Starbucks is not good coffee). I'm a computer geek that doesn't speak any related languages (I'm more of a network guy than a code monkey). I've had more piercings than you. I really enjoy whiskeys from all over, except Islay region scotch, along with some dark chocolates or a good cigar. I play the occasional MMORPG and I used to be a raid officer when I played Everquest. I enjoy musicals as well as classical theater and I'm a sucker for old comedians (Abbott and Costello, W.C. Fields and the Three Stooges). Will Ferrell irritates me in a very unusual way. I also love pretty much anything that'll get me outdoors, this isn't to say that I hate indoor activities. I write. Eastwood beats Wayne all day every day. I feel I was born in the wrong century. My personality has been compared to that of an elephant...I'm pretty sure it was a compliment. I've played various instruments in my life, including the violin. I have a very sarcastic sense of humor that does not translate to text very well. I constantly have a pair of earbuds blasting music in my ears...they readily render a radical reduction and regulation of ridiculous rhetoric regurgitated by reviling retards. I enjoy alliteration. I loathe bigots, misogyny, onions, people without manners, Nascar, people who text and drive, Nigerian 'royalty', religious extremists, waking up tired, bad grammar, having to go places on rainy days, and people in cars who think they're stuck in traffic...no, you are traffic!

EDIT: I would love to meet a woman that I can connect with on deeper levels, not purely physical. I'm always in the mood to meet new and exciting people and I can make for a great confidant. I'm not looking for someone fake, dishonest or some various version of a bar rat. I, like everyone else here, have a tarnished resume and a bruised heart. I'm not looking for anyone to mend or replace any part of me. In fact, I'm quite comfortable in who I am and what I'm doing. I'm more interested in the companionship a smart, witty, stubborn, smart-ass woman can provide.
What I’m doing with my life
Rolling with the punches.

I find this question's purpose to be contradictory to my personal philosophies on a relationship. Be it only to sate your curiosity, I do work a "grown-up" 9-5 and am financially stable. The rest is part of my own adventure, in which I'm more than willing to share.
I’m really good at
*Making breakfast
*Writing (so I've been told)
*Keeping promises
*Verbing words
*Internetting
*Fixing/building stuff
*Rating your profile instead of sending a message
*Laughing
*Sarcasm and subtle humor
*Hitting the light switch with random objects
*Watching storms like they're a t.v. show
*Cuddling and other such manly activities

---Things at which I'm Not So Good ---
*Dancing
*Folding laundry
*Saying no to dessert
*Staying focused while grocery shopping
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea...my smile or some equally banal observation. You tell me?

You might notice that OKC thinks I'm a dick according to my personality breakdown. I consider this libel and bullshit! Furthermore, despite the popular consensus, I'm not a bro.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - The Divine Comedy (Inferno specifically), World War Z, Ender's Game and Steve Martin's autobiography. Those are about the only books I've really finished...those and Goosebumps #14...I'm not really a reader. I am working really hard at changing this.
Movies - In Bruges, What Dreams May Come, Ladyhawke, The Boondock Saints, Valhalla Rising, Brotherhood of the Wolf, The Crow, and The Breakfast Club (John Hughes in general). I once had Full Metal Jacket looping in my dvd player for a month, to which I fell asleep every night. I'm really huge into movies and this list could go on and on and on and on and on ad nauseam. Oh, and Uwe Boll should be force fed hot coals.
Shows - The Walking Dead, The Office, Hoarders and Hell on Wheels. I'm working through my 5th run of Firefly. I don't really watch a whole lot of TV unless it's a sporting event, awards show, or some drunk celebrity talking shit about some other celebrity. Hoarders is my secret addiction
Music - If you have Spotify, my username is blitzberg21 which scrobbles to My Last.fm account. Pretty much anything goes with me.
Food - Please!...as long as it doesn't have mushrooms in it, I'll eat it. Oh and I'm a sucker for peppers. The hotter the better. Thai Chilies, Scotch Bonnets, Habaneros, Red Caribbeans. Also, I do eat somewhat healthy and I'm not a huge fan of chicken. I do love unusual cuisine and exotic meats and I LOVE to eat!

This could've ended up very lengthy so I've tried to keep it short. I have a very open mind when it comes to most subjects, and I'm always down to try something new. In fact, I tend to retry things I don't like every couple of months just to be sure. As of Feb. 2014...yep, tomatoes are still gross.
The six things I could never do without
Hmm...

*Animals
*A pen and paper
*Music
*Great movies
*Intelligent conversation
*Going fast
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombie Apocalypse (or some such doomsday scenario). Working on my novel. Winning the lottery and building a giant animal rescue center, and a glass house in the woods (with a room that has velcro walls and trampoline floors). Why 'Nutrition Facts' are printed on bottles of water. Why Barb and Adam Maitland took their death particularly well. Why so many people really can't detach from their iLives. Kreayshawn. People that list nondescript preferences on this site like "good food, good movies, love to laugh, anything fun"...well no shit!

L’apelle du vide...Google it.

Also, I've been told I really need to update my pictures. I think about this a lot, but coincidentally not when a camera is present...I'll work on that.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually working late and then looking for something to do with the remainder of my time. You're not going to find me in a club or anything like that, as I'm pretty much over that scene. I might pop in to a local bar for a few rounds of pool/darts and perhaps a couple pints. I'd prefer to spend the night in or grab a friend and get a late dinner/movie or something with a small group, unless you have tickets to something pretty awesome.

"If you're over 25 and you still go to nightclubs, you're a dick. You're a dick and you look like a loser." - Jim Jefferies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I eat breakfast for dinner.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're debating sending me a message. I'm always in the mood for a good conversation, or if you know or are April O'Neil(the fictional reporter, not the pornstar).

I didn't think I'd be writing one of these addenda but...:
DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF:
- You have the initials of your child or their birth date tattooed.
- You own multiple pairs of flip flops to match the majority of your wardrobe (without good reason).
- You have 'sxybitch 'rite4u' or some other such bastardized english in your screen name or if it's something crass like 'dirtyinmymouth'.
- You intend on only saying 'hi how r u'.
- If you're a self proclaimed "nerd". You're not. You're likely just a geek...or just another poseur.
- Your profile is an homage to a bathroom fashion show
- You wear frames and not glasses.
- You fell victim to this finger-mustache pandemic
- If you have anything in common with this chick.

Most of these are for the same underlying reason, however some are to be taken with a grain of salt...if you lack creativity then chances are high that you and I will not get on very well, in any capacity.