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blk_squirrel

33 M Cologne, Germany

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Until postgender utopia arrives, we might try to spot albino squirrels. Or, we'll be fine...

Refs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waT7nz4sAoI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dHkfbNeIWI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koinophilia

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Lose your questions and you will find your answers. (D'ni proverb)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm the patron saint of confectioners/sugar bakers. True story, though St. Honoratus claims to hold this position as well. (But he ain't no apostle, so I win.)

Also, when people who have just found a baby squirrel that fell out of its nest happen to erroneously dial my number, I routinely provide psychological support both to the finder(s) and the baby squirrel, for up to three hours per call (gray squirrels need not apply).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ignoring the impossiblity of references to melanistic rodents hitting the sweet spot in masculine gender presentation despite their dark powers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
music:
Waltz (Amanda Rogers, The Places You Dwell)
Saltwater (long version) (Chicane)
The Kiss (Philip Glass)
Storms in Africa (Enya)
Animal Instinct (Cranberries)
Kein Zurueck (Wolfsheim)

~also:
Topsy Turvy World, Poetry, The Long Night (Holly Kirby)
Turbine Womb (Soap&Skin)
The Curse (Agnes Obel)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Global chilling
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once upon a time, I read all the definitions of 'speshul snowflake' on urban dictionary.

& once upon another time, I failed at integrating a joke about photons unexpectedly having mass, which is supposed to be particularly surprising if you didn't even know they were Catholic, into the "I spend a lot of time thinking about" field.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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...you are in doubt.

Please keep in mind that apart from black squirrels, I also like barn owls, snowy owls, various moth species, suburban silverfish, frozen yoghurt, and Propofol. -> Don't mock any of these too regularly. I also like the fact that snowy owls are Nyctea, and both owls and some moths are Noctuae. Are you still with me?