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Last online
Nov 23
Straight, Questioning
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Two-year college
Has kid(s)
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat), Vietnamese (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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333 - only half bad.
Empty nester, widowed 9 years. Just me here and our dog, Mimi. She's a black poodle and difficult to photograph because she is so dark.

Retired airline agent. My defunct airline, a U.S. national carrier, was a victim of the Airline Deregulation Act of 1978 - ceased operations in Aug. 1986. Same name emerged in 1994 - the one with the wildlife on the tails - but name only, not the same airline.

Pet peeve - 'TARMAC' (short for tarmacadam) a type of highway surface, pioneered by John Loudon McAdam around 1820. It makes me cringe when I hear somebody on the news use that word when speaking about an airport. I worked at 5 different airports and only one, a small one, Pueblo, CO, had a tarmac (tar pavement). The big airports have concrete ramps where the airliners park by the terminal gates. Another proper term would be apron. I park my car on the tarmac (asphalt parking lot) at the mall. Next time you fly out of LAX or similar, look out the window and see if it's really a tarmac, or concrete pavement by the terminal.

Vietnam veteran. Never ever heard anybody over there call the place Vietnaaaaaam. Hate it when the politicos say it all wrong. Hate it when our do nothing congress votes down all veterans programs.

I know French but am really rusty. I remember some Vietnamese. I know just enough in several languages to get my face slapped.

Still like rock and roll music, R&B , blues and classic rock.

Moderate politics, registered republican, but cannot stand their current low life, regressive agenda. Cannot stand the KKKoch Brothers, their T-party morons and their Wisconsin governor and all those stooges they own in congress. Also have no use for the taliban Huckabee and Rick Santorum et al. So glad alot of the t-haters got fired. especially my ex congressman, Todd Akin. But there's still McCarthy, McConnell and a bunch more. Cannot understand how so many of the 99% are so blinded and voted to put those 'party of no' ba$t..rds in congress. Sad that so many 'good citizens' stayed home on the last election day. Support OWS. Am appalled by any of us 99%ers whom do not support OWS. Disgusted by the religious wingnuts trying to undermine separation of church and state. They have turned the GOP into the american taliban. Hate the gop war on women. This ain't your daddy's gop!!! GOP = Greedy Ole Pricks. One more thing. Can't stand Rush 'Limbag'. Hate it that his tripe is broadcast on armed forces radio for the gullible, homesick GIs to hear and worse yet, believe it. Whew! Getting off the soap box now. Almost forgot - they should arrest Nugent and detain him at gitmo. While I was serving in Vietnam, 'Nooj' (Ted Nugent) was crapping himself so he wouldn't have to go in the armed forces. Some patriot he is ...NOT!!!

Church. Yes I go. I'm in the choir, too. I do not and will not listen to their drivel about Obama. The haters should not hide behind religion.

I'm gonna live the life I love and I'm gonna love the life I live.

I am calm, cool under fire, and sexy
What I’m doing with my life
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Retired, on permanent vacation. Doing a part time DJ biz. Got a wedding, a mitzva, picnic, office party coming up? Pretty fair guitar player and bass player. Would like to be in a blues band.

Ride bikes alot in nice weather and not so nice, and hot days too. I ride lots of miles with my next door neighbor and often more with us on a dusty trail on lots of 100° days. We often skinny dip in an abandoned quarry pond. We never seem to have towels so lying side by side we always air dry on a big rock. My neighbor has a hot tub and privacy fence and he has me all the time. It's fun and intimate and we enjoy it in all kinds of weather.

Play some golf. Like to shoot clays with a 12gauge, fishing, cooking out with family and friends. My best fishing expedition I reeled in a 28" channel cat on a Canadian night crawler. Angling for bass with crank bait is my favorite way to fish.

Have DJ'd lots of weddings and company office parties, Halloween parties, graduation parties, parking lot parties and dinner/dances, a pool party, and several large birthday parties. Recently did a 50th Anniversary. Need much more DJ work. Did a high school ball and have done other school events. I have done 2 Quinceañeras. Recently did a celebration of life party for a guy whose wife died and she wanted a party with drinking and dancing. Some shindig it was ! ! !
The Bollywood wedding was huge. Mild estimate 500 guests. Key word - ELEGANCE!!! Only one mild hicup. Found out well into the gig that they like it loud. Not used to turning it up till after the dinner. Have done several weddings where I did the music for the actual wedding ceremony as well as the reception.
Did a 1968 class reunion!!! It was a total riot! Got to play my favorite music for people that liked it too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a DJ is 99% preparation, 1% perspiration. Needless to say I put alot of thought and work into preparing for a DJ job. I love doing DJ gigs. I am told I am a very good DJ. I live by 'under promise, over deliver'.

Also was good at my full time job. They said I would be missed there. Right! ...Anytime you are wondering how much you would be missed, just stick your hand in a bucket of water, pull it out, and measure the space left when your hand was removed. That's how much they miss me.

Also good at plumbing, electric, light carpentry, intermediate auotmotive mechanics - all the stuff you need to be a home owner. I just hate paying somebody to do something I can do o myself. I built the deck around my pool(see photos). Remodeled kitchen, new counter top, tile backsplash, new dishwasher, stove. I have done numerous brake jobs on my vehicles, and those of family and friends. I have replaced mcpherson struts and put new springs on my Cadi. I changed out the engine in a water cooled VW Golf. But I can't even change the oil on my Charger. There is a huge plastic cover that totally shields the under side of the engine and transmission. Also replaced the lower intake manifold gasket on a 3.1 Lumina. Mechanic shop quote was $750. I did it for parts, under $200. Took all week, and it was hotter than Hades, but well worth it. Best of all, it did start right up when I put it back together...and no more coolant leak.

I have become somewhat of an IT tech. I revived a dead Dell desktop, and two Lenovo Laptops. My son was pretty proud of me and called me an honorary IT person. I just breathed life into my neighbor's laptop. He is very tech savvy and was unable to get it going. It runs like it did when it was new. Brought my next door neighbor's mom's laptop back to life, as well. She was so happy with it, and very grateful.

Also playing guitar - pretty fair player also bass.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Mostly men, only a few women, have made it a point to tell me they noticed my nipples are large, and have told me ,for a man, mine are very nice... and very large. Blue eyes, especially noticeable when I am wearing blue. I have been told I have great skin, smooth and minimal body hair. Warm, ice breaking personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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a - technical, adventure, biography, travel

b - Animal House, Dr. Strangelove, The Commitments, Beavis & Butthead do America, Blues Bros.I & II, Fargo, Big Lebowski, Lincoln Lawyer, Mud.

c - Blues, R&B, Classic Rock, R&R, Motown,Southern Rock ,alot of obscure stuff that didn't get lots of airplay. Fave singer of all time: Male - Marvin Gaye, Female - Gladys Knight. Favorite song of all time - Ain't Too Proud To Beg by the Temptations. Fave group 'Steely Dan'. Love the story about their name - a large metal strap on dildo.

d - prime rib, BBQ, Italian, Sea food, comfort food, fresh fruit, mainly citrus, kiwi, strawberries, pineapples, mangos. Tomato lover, too.

Favorite TV shows - Family Guy, NCIS (both), Rachel Madow, The Good Wife, Hawaii Five-o, Person of Interest .
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
oxygen - music - food - water - money - world wide web
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music. the blues band I would like to play in

a new skill I would like to learn - tantric sex, lucid dreams, HVAC

What my life would have been like if the airlines had not been deregulated.

trip I would like to take.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Hopefully working a DJ gig somewhere and especially when it is one where they dig my favorite kind of music, blues, R n' B, Classic Rock and 80s.

Occasionally go out and listen to some live music with someone that likes blues, classic rock and old time rock n' roll. Hate going alone. Once in awhile I get to sit in with a band.

Do some studio recording. A little 'blue eyed soul'. Watch TV shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nude always when I am doing my housework, cleaning, dusting and vacuuming, laundry... yes buck naked, down on my hands and knees scrubbing toilets, a real live example of the cliche 'assholes and elbows'. No clothes to get all sweaty so it saves on laundry. When there is someone at my door and he says "the blind man", should I check to see if he is actually blind, or is he somebody selling blinds? What the hay; I'll just let him have a nice look at my buff nudity.

Just one thing - I never cook while I am nude. LMAO.

SpeakIng of my nudity, I had been doing some laundry and came upstairs to be caught naked by my next door neighbor and his mother and two friends I had not yet met. They were seated at my kitchen table waiting for me, and I'm wearing just flip flops,... and a hardon. Oh the expressions on their faces ! ! ! I Was so embarrassed to be caught nude, especially with my penis standing straight up at rigid attention. Their jeers and cat calls and constant attention to my throbbing erection which would not subside, added to my embarrassment. They just went on and on about my stiff penis and so my penis kept on throbbing all the more. I made such a first impression on Cody and Steven that I am now permanently etched on their minds as 'hardon boy'. The rest is a whole 'nother story, LMAO.

I so dreaded seeing Steven and Cody, William and his mom, too, and having to face them again. When the time came that I had to see Steven, I was a bundle of nerves, hands shaking, and butterflies in my stomach, heart pounding. But before that I chanced to run into William's mother and a gentleman friend at the supermarket. It was apparent she had already filled him in about my embarrassing incident because I could feel his stare in my loins. It was so obvious he was concentrating on my bulge in my pants. By the time I saw Cody again I should have been okay,...but... the same trembling, and butterflies in my stomach.

I went to see guitar legend Dick Dale at one of his shows and he was fantastic! He autographed my program. I love Dick ! ! !
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