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26 Kansas City, MO Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Nov 13
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Are you sarcastic? A sushi fanatic? Musician? Concert goer? Artistic? Do you watch the Twilight Zone or people from your happy little corner of a coffee shop? Do you like spontaneous road trips and live for board games? Are you a ninja, pirate, or Elvis impersonator? Do you enjoy Stephen King movies and own a record player? Drink craft beers around bonfires in the fall? Is Ron Swanson your spirit animal? If you answered "yes" to any of the previously mentioned; you're dreamy and I enjoy you.

I'm a graphic designer, really artsy and all that jazz. I love movies and reading, but I think I love music, sushi, and coffee even more.

I have a Polaroid camera that I still breakout from time to time, just because.

I love impromptu road trips. And my hammock. And I really enjoy baking.

Guess that's all for now. :)
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a graphic designer, and I run a podcast about the local KC creative scene.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've had someone describe my scones as "life changing." I took that to mean good things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm very dry-humored.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music wise: I'll give you anything other than country and most hip hop. I love oldies (hell I was named after Black Sabbath). As far as modern music goes, my tastes are vast and as eclectic as my personality.

Books: Anything Laurell K Hamilton, Chuck Palahniuk or Dean Koontz generally, though I've been trying to read more autobiographies recently.

Movies: Paper Moon, Happy Gilmore, The Fall, Planes Trains and Automobiles, The Boondock Saints, What About Bob?, Tenth Kingdom, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Iron Man, I Love You Man, My Cousin Vinny, Pineapple Express, Cyrano de Bergerac...

Shows: It's Always Sunny, Dexter, True Blood, The Office, Bob's Burgers, The League, The Walking Dead, Parks & Rec., Archer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sarcasm, my hammock, my headphones, board or card games, netflix, coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zombies. Or what my walkup song would be when it's my turn at bat as a professiona baseball player.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Every Friday is different. I'm not a huge fan of "typical."
You should message me if
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you're interested, of course.