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30 Painesville, OH Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Feb 26
Pansexual, Sapiosexual
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Seeing Someone
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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opinionated smartass / autodidact. existentialist crisis on two legs. nerd. my favorite words are cunt and resist.

you and i will get along fine unless you have the slightest inkling in your pretty head that you can tell me how to live my life, ever.

i heart: rocking, rolling, books, dancing badly, talking until 5 am, the history channel, the woods, sick cartoons, comic books and graphic novels, entropy, nietzsche, walking around with no shoes on, bukowski, smart people, hardasses, movies, billboard liberation, loud guitar music, noise, hip hop, anime, semiotics, comfortable clothes, collage, white nylon rope, thai food, greek food, jameson, sad sack singers, good poetry, short stories, being read to, the x-men, humor, hobos, wikipedia, trivia, quizzes, dada, the art museum, crossword puzzles, thunderstorms, good friends with good drugs.

i hate: people that talk a lot but don't say anything, dogma, christian music, fundamentalism, politicians, contemporary country music, bad grammar, bad spelling, bad writing, people who are easily influenced, people with no opinions, nu-metal, machismo, the government, almost anything with an -ism on the end, new age anything, three-piece brains, ten-year plans, college education, business degrees, creative writing degrees, teachers, cops, authority, locks on doors.

I am merciless, reptilian, and plotting my revenge
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
kicking until it breaks
The first things people usually notice about me
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my huge beard and lobster hands. er, claws.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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a// currently reading: The Selfish Gene, Richard Dawkins; The Myth of SIsyphus, Camus; my ethics textbooks.

b// natural born killers, spirited away, FLCL, cannibal! the musical, fear and loathing in las vegas, dead man, four rooms, brazil, clerks, seven samurai, 8-1/2, slacker, the princess and the warrior, la strada, ikiru, delicatessen, serial experiments: lain, city of lost children, ghost world, happiness, akira, blue velvet, twin peaks, mulholland drive, chinatown, the thing, night of the living dead, old boy, secretary, lots more. oh and hentai.

c// aesop rock, antony and the johnsons, aphex twin, atom and his package, beulah, the bellrays, the brain brothers, bright eyes, butthole surfers, clem snide, clutch, cocorosie, cryptopsy, death grips, the decemberists, the detroit cobras, devo, eagles of death metal, el-p, ella fitzgerald, elliott smith, the exploited, flaming lips, frank sinatra, fugazi, george gershwin, godspeed, goldfrapp, hopalong, john coltrane, the kinks, ladytron, mc chris, mc paul barman, melt banana, the melvins, mf doom, miles davis, mindless self indulgence, modest mouse, the moldy peaches, the mountain goats, mr. lif, mr. bungle, neutral milk hotel, notorious b.i.g., of montreal, otis redding, parliament/funkadelic, public enemy, radiohead, the rapture, revolting cocks, the rolling stones, the roots, sage francis, sea and cake, sigur ros, shellac, slayer, songs: ohia, sonic youth, spoon, stereolab, the stooges, subhumans, tenacious d, tom waits, tool, the velvet underground, wilco, wu tang, yeah yeah yeahs, yo la tengo, a lot i'm failing to mention.

d// thai food, greek food, sushi (eel), good steak, veggies, bruschetta, real mexican food, fake chinese food, dark chocolate, whiskey.

e// i really like video games, podcasts, rpgs, and board games, too!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. that feeling like you're in a movie
2. i open up my wallet, and it's full of blood
3. books galore!
4. the female orgasm
5. friends who have my back, for when the velociraptors come
6. vegetables

(no particular order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
inevitability. doubt. fear. psyche. memory. epistemology, the problems of knowing. music. books. sex. power. possession. identity. gender. mortality. living off the grid. how to be a better writer. the relationship between creation and destruction. brain chemicals. my lousy thought processes. vowels. ROBOT APOCALYPSE. brutal murder.

recently started trying to figure out what my values really are, how i can live up to them, and how i can make money doing so. i'm thinking something along the lines of a combo of Bill Nye the Science Guy and Ms. Frizzle. basically i want to be a science educator who helps young women and LGBT+ people get into STEM, and also travel around the world making documentaries & videos and writing books and promoting animal conservation. let me know if you have any fancy ideas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
two scorpions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i sincerely would castrate or kill all rapists with my own two hands if it were at all feasible, and i wouldn't lose a moment's sleep over it.
You should message me if
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you have confronted your worst fear and have no dread left in your soul.