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bloodykissez

28 F Boynton Beach, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:17am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you can't spell correctly, or use punctuation, or otherwise seem like you have two brain cells to rub together, it's likely I won't respond. Please don't waste my time. If you can handle that, read on.

I'm a geeky, sarcastic, crude, completely un-PC, loquacious chick who loves a good debate. I'm very intelligent, but always learning something new. I'm not easily offended, and in fact will grow annoyed with people who always seem to be walking on eggshells to avoid pissing someone off. I'm always honest, and require that people do me the same courtesy.

I did a little bit of college (double major in Theatre and Psych) before realizing that what I really wanted to do in life didn't require school. And since I couldn't afford to survive AND learn at the same time, I left. I may go back one day, but it isn't a priority until I figure out what I may want to study that I can actually utilize. I'm one of those people who believes that information should be utilized, not that a piece of paper somehow makes you better than anyone else.

I own my own business and make money predominantly from fan art. Remember how I said I was a geek? Turns out, that's a way to make a living! So I spend my time doing what I love, being creative, and making people smile. The last part being one of the most important things. I believe that if you can make one person genuinely smile in a day, then your day has not gone wasted.

Which sounds super sentimental and mooshy, I know. But I balance that attitude with an overall disgust of the human condition and where we've put ourselves. So I have super high ideals and think that making the world a better place is a priority, and I think that people are stupid sheep. It makes conversations with me really fun! :P

I don't believe in God. This is important enough for me to mention here. I believe that religion has done more harm than good. And that people who believe nothing they do is without supernatural influence are the most dangerous people on the planet. Personal responsibility is a big deal to me. People not willing to take that responsibility are capable of terrible things. And if you pay attention to what's going on in the world today, you'll realize they follow through on those capabilities daily.

I'm opinionated. I have a strong, vocal opinion on just about anything I know something about. That's not to say I'm super stubborn and you can never change my mind. Quite the opposite. I love to debate with someone with a well-reasoned argument. Having differing opinions is what has shaped some of mine over the years. I like to hear the other side, examine it, analyze it, and possibly change my own opinions accordingly. There are only 2 or 3 things in this life that I do NOT allow for differing opinions on, otherwise I feel that to each his own- so long as your opinions don't harm or impede another. (For those paying attention, you may realize this is one of the reasons I don't like religion).

I love to read and do so every day. I also love movies. Horror is my favorite, romance is my least favorite. But I'll watch it and everything in between.

I feel like there's so much about myself that's important, but I've already typed so much... I guess if you've made it this far and you're still interested, you should message me.

I will say that I tend not to respond to people who put no thought into their messages. "hey wuz up" is likely to receive no response from me. Chances are, if it looks like a form letter, I'll treat it as such. Mention something from my profile that led you to message me, and I'm more likely to respond.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Running my own business. Starting a new business. Planning for a third.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Just about anything I put my mind to. I'm pretty amazing, really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm super fucking adorable. :P

And modest.

My winning personality, my uncanny ability to remain in an upright standing position, and my butt-length hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Sci-Fi/Fantasy (currently making my way through the NPR top 100), Suspense, Mystery
Movies: RHPS, Little Mermaid, American Beauty, Serenity, Big Fish, Howard the Duck, Beetlejuice, Saw: The XXX Parody
Shows: Doctor Who, Firefly, Law & Order: SVU, BSG, Supernatural, Modern Family (please note the absence of reality television), Fringe
Music: Just about anything. Some bands I like- Muse, She Wants Revenge, Aerosmith, Dixie Chicks, One Republic, The Wreckers, Johnny Hollow, Lyle Lovett
Food: SUSHI! The way to my heart is most certainly through my stomach with sushi. And Indian food. omnomnom
Words: Cheesecake, Danish, Cunt
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My hands (I need them to make a living)
My heart (it delivers the blood)
Books
Music
Words
A bra
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the hell OkCupid keeps suggesting I'd be a good match with people whose favorite books include, or are limited to, the Bible. Is there a box I can check that will make God-freaks nonexistent in my OkC world?

New stuff to make/sell.

Have I cataloged my new Magic cards yet?

Why am I wet?

I hope this is my car....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. But occasionally I make it out of the house for other reasons.

Playing Magic the Gathering.

Hanging out with friends.

Singing Karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy beating people about the face and head with a large green dildo.

I love cheesy pick up lines. If someone can use one properly on me so that I realize they have a great sense of humor, they are very likely to catch my attention. If you use one without a sense of irony, though, I may just feel badly for you.

I'm actually not a very private person, but here's a funny/embarrassing story for you:
I've had my pet snake for almost 10 years. Almost a decade. And I only just a couple of months ago realized that when I need to refill his water bowl, I can just pour the water through the screen on his tank instead of turning off and removing the heat lamp, unlatching and removing the top, and then filling the water bowl. I was rather triumphant when I had this epiphany, and rushed to tell my roommates of my discovery. They looked at me, confused, and went, "Yeah... That's what we've been doing..." Then asked how long I've had the snake. I told them I didn't want to talk about it and left the room.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a geek, you love cosplay, cons, and gaming.

You're looking to meet someone who is both incredibly intelligent, and really stupid. You are willing to learn or to teach, preferably both. You like to get out and do shit for the mere purpose of having fun. And if you like sushi and wanna take me to dinner ;D And you're interested in more than sex.

If you don't think that putting someone down is a good way to "disarm" them so you can get a chance. Barney Stinson is funny on TV, but you should probably not follow his dating methods in real life.

You don't think that just because a woman is comfortable with her sexuality that she wants to be treated like an object or a whore. Just because my Cruella DeVil picture is sexy, doesn't mean you should message me about how much you want to motorboat me or eat me out or "fuck dem tittays".

If you don't think "conversate", "irregardless", and "alot" are words.

If you're not going to flip a bitch if it turns out I don't like you.

PLEASE don't bother messaging me if you think homosexuality is a sin/gross/wrong, if you think the Earth is bigger than the Sun, if you think contraception is morally wrong, or if you think forcing sex is ok.

PLEASE don't bother messaging me if you're one of those people who thinks proper spelling and grammar is only for use in the classroom.