I like to laugh a lot, but only at funny things, including, but not limited to: witty one liners, videos of babies being ridiculous, embarrassing sex stories, and drunk people. Currently my biggest issue is that I always burn one side of the haloumi. I blame it on the internet.

Writing, working, hanging out with friends, procrastinating housework.

Sleeping. I can sleep anywhere, anytime.

In lieu of a real answer (how am I to know? I have never had a first impression of myself...) can I just say this section is ridiculous.

Writers - Isabel Allende, Pablo Neruda, Robert Vivian, Sara Donati, Khalil Gibran, e.e. cummings, Susan Howatch, Henry Miller, Leonard Cohen, Douglas Adams, Phillip Pullman, Oscar Wilde.

Movies - Little Miss Sunshine, Star Wars, some Disney, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Big Fish, The Princess Bride, Back To The Future, Pitch Perfect.

Music - Radiohead, Florence and the Machine, The Beatles, The National, Gomez, Laura Marling, Angus & Julie Stone, Mumford & Sons, The Killers, Fleet Foxes, Iron and Wine, The Weepies, The Civil Wars, Jon McLaughlin, Ellie Goulding, Eric Hutchison, Bon Iver, Jeffrey Foucault. Lately FUN is my favourite band.

TV - Desperate Housewives, old school BBC comedy like Red Dwarf, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, True Blood.

Food - cheese, bacon, berries. Not all at once.

A working body, a working mind, and a child working the mines to pay for my plastic surgery habit. Oh wait, I get three more? I'm rather fond of my house, my smartphone, and snuggles.

All the cool things on Pinterest I want to make, sustainability, community, and my next business idea.

Stalking people on Facebook.

I'll admit anything in person. You may regret asking.

You smell nice and can hold up your end of the conversation. The existence of my child doesn't bother you. You want to adventure. You like books.