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45 M Portland, OR

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Last Online
Yesterday – 12:56pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Prone to fits of inspiration and ambition, projects and galavanting, alchemical discussions by candlelight and dark beverages. Do you have some kind of awesome skill you want to share/teach me? I Believe in 20% more. I sometimes re-arrange the nicknacks at a party.
Love people watching and supposin' stories, then making the cashier's day by asking them, "where's the 'haggle' button?"
Self Made Man. Figured it out. Mostly. Not too proud to ask for directions, pretty good sense of direction. Low drama, mixed with walking backwards up the escalator. Toward you, as you giggle. Former Yankee, smoothed by left coast ambling. still good at spazzing out tho.
I don't need the picture menu in a sushi restaurant.
Totally fascinated with 3D printing.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a successful entrepreneur, working on launching a product in the near future... If you've ever had a hangover, I can help ya!
Also, just began working on a short film, and a breakfast cookbook, currently in research stages.
My current career choice is healthcare, specializing in solving soft tissue problems, that arise after impacts.
I water stilt walkers, clear the way for marching bands, and provide safety pins to performers, and fire safety. Stage manager, box office, production designer, event planner, MC, gear lugging, set striking, and all that jazz.
When I travel, quiet backstreets. Good jazz. New art. Local cuisine. I seek some new adventures and places to travel to, any suggestions? the caves of Vietnam? Lumiere'? St. Petersburg? I really want to go to timbuk tu. so I can say I did.
I’m really good at
sorting wheat from chaff, discernment, obscure factoids, but not trivia. figuring shit out. improvising. packing. whispering, footsie, knots, directions, gigglin', getting crafty. midnight quesadillas. canning, gardening, making kids laugh and gettin' em wired up. avoiding cats.
The first things people usually notice about me
someone usually says my name LOUDLY!... hillarity!
The six things I could never do without
cast iron
small plates
daily sensuality
my breath
the future
healthy banter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why can i smell all those stupid artificial scents...and how do they come up with them?!! Just what the heck is 'mountain breeze', or 'fresh laundry line', or my favorite 'Blue Ice'? I avoid the candle aisle like the plague. juststopit!
How i can get my hands on a 3D printer... what would i print... hmmmm
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well, actually I was Santa's boss. He worked for me... yup, really. I was his general manager, that, and about 28 elves.... and a monorail.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 31–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You get it that you could message me just as readily as I could. I'm an equalitist(W/plenty of chivalry and doting available). You just might take a stab at some kind of wit, or sarcasm, or silly little message.... I know how craycray this online thing can be, slammed inboxes aren't pretty. I've read the articles about how much noise you have to deal with.
Japanese Garden? Chinese Garden?
show each other our favorite colors @ Powell's
backgammon and scotch?
a bit of biking up the springwater corridor
you need a worthy accomplice for getting into trouble? sometimes twirl around a lamp post.