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45 M Portland, OR

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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
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Strictly anything
Graduated from university
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Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Prone to fits of inspiration and ambition, projects and galavanting, as well as all kinds of alchemical discussions by candlelight and dark beverages. Do you have some kind of awesome skill you want to share/teach me? I Believe in 20% more. I sometimes re-arrange the nicknacks in people's houses when I am at a party.
I also love people watching and supposin' stories, then making the cashier's day by asking them, "where's the 'haggle' button?"
Self Made Man. Figured it out. Mostly. Not too proud to ask for directions, pretty good sense of direction. Low drama, mixed with walking backwards up the escalator. towards you, as you giggle. Former Yankee, smoothed by left coast ambling. still good at spazzing out tho.
I don't need the picture menu in a sushi restaurant.
Totally fascinated with 3D printing.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a successful entrepreneur, working on launching a product in the near future... my sinister plan is beginning to come together!

I water stilt walkers, clear the way for marching bands, and provide safety pins to performers, and fire safety. Stage manager, box office, production designer, event planner, MC, gear lugging, set striking, and all that jazz.

currently taking vocal lessons to rebuild my singing voice, and build a reel for voice work.

When I travel, quiet backstreets. Good jazz. New art. The local cuisine. sidestreets. I seek some new adventures and places to travel to, any suggestions? the caves of Vietnam? Lumiere'? St. Petersburg? My current career choice is healthcare, specializing in solving soft tissue problems, that arise after impacts.
I’m really good at
obscure factoids, but not trivia. figuring shit out. improvising. packing. whispering, footsie, knots, directions, gigglin', getting crafty. midnight quesadillas. I know my way around an evo grill.
The first things people usually notice about me
whenever I enter the room where people know me, that someone shouts my name... hillarious!
The six things I could never do without
a little bit of sunshine, a warm hand in mine, small plates of amazingness, a sharp knife, giggles w/sound effects, curiosity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People are generally good, who's keeping us from each other? finding the perfect bite. When are you going to let me know you felt a sparkle when you saw my profile? New knots I can tie and bind with. why can i smell all those stupid artificial scents...and how do they come up with them?!! Just what the heck is mountain breeze, or fresh laundry line? how i can get my hands on a 3D printer... what would i print...hmmmm
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well, actually I was Santa's boss. He worked for me... yup, really. I was his general manager, that, and about 28 elves.... and a monorail.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 31–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you smell right, scent is sooo important. and that goes for you, to me as well. (Of course we'll hafta meet in order to sort it, I know this sounds strange, but its really there, isn't it?)
more for tea, than coffee.
backgammon and scotch? music
you need a worthy accomplice for getting into trouble.
quick trip to somewhere? sometimes twirl around a lamp post.