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ExcuseMyBurpee

36 M Alhambra, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hm. Okay let's knock out some random facts before we dive in:

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-I've always wanted to learn the guitar, but don't have the patience
-I almost cried in the beginning of "Up." I said ALMOST!
-My eyes disappear when I smile.
-I'm the guy that will usually drive, I guess friends feel safest with their lives in my hands.
-My best character in Street Fighter II is Guile.
-I once had a Shih Tzu who died of old age. I miss her, but she had a great and happy life so I'm not sad.
-I once picked up a hitchhiker at 4am. I later found out that guy is known around the city to be kind of crazy.
-I don't really have favorite sports teams but like watching with people, love playing sports too. I welcome any tennis challenge.
-I have my own ladder so I won't need to borrow yours.
-I can kick your ass in board games. Yup that's right...I just said "ass." Offended yet?
-Biting into a fresh truffle mushroom is on my bucket list.
-One year I ran 9 half marathons, but haven't yet ran a full.
-I never had my own bike.
-It annoys me when people type "than" when they mean "then"
-I can move my ears like crazy... crowd pleaser
-I met Gwen Stefani at a concert. No doubt she probably forgot about me...pun intended.
-I have one of the most unique unforgettable names, try me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A stranger from Souplantation came up to my table and told me that I had a very genuine and jolly laugh. I don't think he was hitting on me...because he never called me afterwards.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Lately the only books I've read are for children to my friend's daughter. The Belly Button book is quite an exciting read.

Movies/Shows: I never had cable tv, but I stream my share. I'm behind on my Big Bang, New Girl, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones though. So NO SPOILERS, otherwise I will block you! I'm awesome in Friends, Family Guy Trivia.

Music: Alternative, rock, indie, some pop, stuff I can shake my ass to, lol. Linkin Park is still my fave. I still remember a lot of lyrics to old songs growing up, including sappy love songs like KOST.

Food: Anything... I'm a guy. Cook up a shoe and I'll eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
R & R, Showers, The internet, Music (I always have it on when I work, run, snowboard), Laughter, Girls - The world would be pretty weird if it were one big sausage fest
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not just on fridays.
Sports: tennis, volleyball, boarding (snow & boogie), golf, bowling, hiking, running, gymming.
Perfecting many of my failed inedible recipes (thanks Iron Chef), doing everything and nothing with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to walk around the house in my boxers. Don't judge, I know you do it too
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
No "ifs", just message me. Surprise, I'm not here to just admire your good looks, I actually want to talk to you too. You've kept reading this far, that means there's clearly a spark between us already. Yup I feel it too. Now you know more about me than my closest friends. So "Say something... I'm giving up on you" -Christina Aguilera :)