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32 M Austin, TX

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Last Online
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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I've decided to use a Choose Your Own Adventure format for my profile.
I've been working in Flash games for seven years now. I'm still learning as an artist and programmer, but I've been inspired enough by a handful of influences to feel I have somewhat of a creative impulse, or "voice" that will be the humble contribution I leave behind, materializing as a few personal projects I work on in my down time.
As far as personality goes, I love being a smartass. A surefire way to get my attention is with some playful wit and a warm smile. Any amount of geek appreciated, and most importantly, someone with undiscriminating heart.
If you would like to know more, proceed to the What I'm doing with my life section.
Otherwise, if you've already lost interest, proceed to the You should message me if section.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
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I've been to France, Italy, India, the Philippines, Thailand, Japan, and Costa Rica. Next up: the UK?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawing/animating and programming.
Here's my art blog:
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Here's what people are saying about me:

"★★★★★ 5 stars!" -Washington Post
"Hauntingly beautiful." -Huffington Post
"Couldn't put it down!" -The New Yorker
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
They say to keep your profile short, but I'm going to let this go long, since it provides plenty of fodder for icebreakers. So get ready for some abundant use of the Oxford comma.

Movies: The Dark Knight, Life, Shawshank Redemption, Miyazaki, Ernest and Celestine, Guardians of the Galaxy, and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time

TV Shows: Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Breaking Bad, Mushishi, QI (Quite Interesting), Would I Lie To You?, and That Mitchell and Webb Look.

Music: I know this is sacrilege in Austin, but for the most part, I may be a bit of a music philistine, save for orchestrated, some jazz, French lounge, and cheesy 80s-90s songs... for karaoke.

Books: Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Yotsuba&, Minus, Ribald Youth, Calvin and Hobbes, and Outliers
Most of these are less like books and more like manga, webcomics, and comic strips...

Comedians: I'm a bit of a comedy geek. I haven't seen a LOT of them since I tend to be particular, but I do love watching interviews with comedians talking about the art form. Louis CK, Larry David, Bill Burr, Stephen Fry, and David Mitchell, among others

Other people of interest: Christopher Hitchens, Lawrence Krauss, and Neil deGrasse Tyson
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Assorted family and friends
My niece, Emma, gets special mention
Personal creative pursuits (be they drawing, programming, or singing)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why are galaxies and solar systems flat? Why do galaxies have arms? Why are black holes always depicted as funnels - shouldn't they pull in all directions? And if the force of gravity is just a function of mass and distance, why would the resulting black hole have a stronger pull than the star it collapsed from? The mass is the same, just denser, isn't it? If gravity is just curvature of space/time, why are scientists still trying to tie it into the grand unified theory as if it were a fundamental force? If mass and energy are interchangeable, does energy have gravity too? Why are massless particles limited by the speed of light? Let me know, Stephen Hawking, if you're on here, and... looking at guys' profiles?

I also spend time thinking about philosophy, religion, science, society, morality, and language, enjoy debating with friends, and otherwise contemplating life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Fridays I'm usually enjoying a quiet night in, a relaxed, conversational night out, or the occasional karaoke night.

You found the buried treasure!
The end.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you're reading this, you haven't understood the format. Or you're one of those people who cheated at Choose your Own Adventure books by keeping their finger on the previous page. Don't worry, I'm not judging you. I was one of those people, and if the outcomes weren't so arbitrary, I might have actually felt bad about it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
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You died.