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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:55pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's what people are saying about me:

"★★★★★ 5 stars!" -Washington Post
"Hauntingly beautiful." -Huffington Post
"Couldn't put it down!" -The New Yorker

I've decided to use a Choose Your Own Adventure format for my profile.
I'm a lifetime student of art and programming working in the animation/gaming industry.
I love being a smartass. A surefire way to get my attention is with some playful wit and a warm smile. Funny is super sexy. Bonus points if your hair is dyed a funky color :D. Any amount of geek appreciated, and most importantly, someone with undiscriminating heart.
If you would like to know more, proceed to the What I'm doing with my life section.
Otherwise, if you've already lost interest, proceed to the You should message me if section.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
(Continued from My self-summary)

Done some travelling - France, Italy, India, the Philippines, Thailand, Japan, and Costa Rica. Next up: the UK?

I've also been taking a character design class and going to the gym. Self improvement is a great way to stay busy. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawing/animating and programming. Well... people pay me to do it, at least.
Here's my art blog:
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Prepare to be inundated by an abundant use of the Oxford comma.

Movies: The Dark Knight, Life, Shawshank Redemption, Miyazaki, and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time

TV Shows: Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Game of Thrones, Louie, a few anime, like Mushishi, and a lot of British TV: QI (Quite Interesting), Would I Lie To You?, That Mitchell and Webb Look, and Black Mirror

Books: Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Yotsuba&, Minus, Ribald Youth, Calvin and Hobbes, and Outliers
Most of these are less like books and more like manga, webcomics, and comic strips...

Games: The Last of Us, Mass Effect, Telltale Games, to name a few

Comedians: I'm a bit of a comedy geek. I haven't seen a LOT of them since I tend to be particular, but I do love watching interviews with comedians talking about the art form. Louis CK, Larry David, Bill Burr, Norm MacDonald, Stephen Fry, and David Mitchell, among others

Other people of interest: Christopher Hitchens, Lawrence Krauss, and Neil deGrasse Tyson
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Assorted family and friends
Personal creative pursuits (drawing, programming)
Hmmm... only one more. Can I wish for more wishes?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why are galaxies and solar systems flat? Why do galaxies have arms? Why are black holes always depicted as funnels - shouldn't they pull in all directions? And if the force of gravity is just a function of mass and distance, why would the resulting black hole have a stronger pull than the star it collapsed from? The mass is the same, just denser, isn't it? Do the gases that comprise our atmosphere experience tidal forces as well? If gravity is just curvature of space/time, why are scientists still trying to tie it into the grand unified theory as if it were a fundamental force? If mass and energy are interchangeable, does energy have gravity too? Why are massless particles limited by the speed of light? Let me know, Stephen Hawking, if you're on here, and... looking at guys' profiles?

I also spend time thinking about philosophy, religion, science, society, morality, gender issues, and language, enjoy debating with friends, and otherwise contemplating life.
You found the buried treasure!
The end.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If you're reading this, you haven't understood the format. Or you're one of those people who cheated at Choose your Own Adventure books by keeping their finger on the previous page. Don't worry, I'm not judging you. I was one of those people, and if the outcomes weren't so arbitrary, I might have actually felt bad about it.

Oh, alright. I'm usually with friends either at a bar or doing karaoke.
You should message me if
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(Continued from My self-summary)
You died.