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blue_laguna

24 M Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:13pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Ukrainian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
wooh! trying to summarize myself in 1,000 characters or less! wooh! trying to ignore the fact that this is exactly how every fucking person on this site starts out their self-summary.

Howdy. My name is Justin. I used to promise that I'll be the most insane person you meet today, then i moved to Vancouver... i cant promise that anymore. Instead, I promise that i am the most Cynical and Jaded Hopeless Romantic you will ever meet. Period.
What I’m doing with my life
This part always makes me feel bad about myself. then i remember that one day the sun is going to explode and we're all going to die and i dont feel so bad anymore. :P

until then i'm passing my time trying to be the best, like no one ever was. to catch them is my real test. to train them just - no wait... thats something else...

My real passion is everything. i want to be good at everything and know at least a little about everything. so if you talk to me about anything theres a good chance i'll know about it or want to know about.

unless its golf. fuck golf. once i become emperor of the universe there will be a special layer of hell reserved for golfers.
I’m really good at
not following any conventional rules of grammar. dropping F bombs around small children. being a charming mysanthrope.

abusing the shit out of this emoticon :P

seriously, i dont know what the fuck it means for anyone else but thats my sarcasm button. and i use it a lot.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a big, Tough, Intimidating Guy until I open my mouth. Then i promptly destroy any cool factor i had going.

oh and my moustache now i guess. it is pretty bitchin after all. if i had a dollar for every phone number its gotten me... i still wouldnt have enough to do laundry... : /
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
fuck this high fidelity bullshit.

my favorite book at this exact moment is "anything can happen" by george papashvily.

my favorite movie is rumble in the bronx. it is empirically good.

my favorite show is firefly. so should yours.

and favorite music is both vague and asinine so instead i'm going to get on my soapbox.

to the people that say they "like everything except rap and country". please go listen to these songs.

http://youtu.be/PNp7NGsWfd4
http://youtu.be/9VL0mB8ILeo

done? good. Don't ever say that shit again or so help me god i will fuck you with a rake. that is not a threat, it is a fucking promise.
The six things I could never do without
Air (hurr durr i'm so original)
Guitar.
Silence.
Internet.
Pen.
Hardcore Punk Rock.

these arent my desert island choices, just the things that keep me sane.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
existentialism. the concept of justice vs. vengeance. truth and beauty. the meaning of art. the meaning of life. the pointlessness of all of the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
just ask me, i have no shame. but thats a lame answer so here's a tidbit.

i cried about 7 times during wall-e. still do everytime.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you should always message me. If you got this far then we'll almost certainly get along. dont just stalk my profile forever.

if you need help, i hearby give you permission to ask any 6 questions that i shall always respond to and even answer completely honestly.