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31 San Francisco, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:09am
Pacific Islander, White
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Spent the first quarter of my life in Texas, the second and third quarters in Chicagoland, and the last quarter in Philly.

I am a mammal. We already have so much in common
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Once upon a time I moved to Philadelphia with three suitcases. My first two years there were spent teaching in a "most dangerous" middle school, where I picked up a lot of inappropriate Puerto Rican slang and hard lessons about what it meant to be in charge of other people's kids for eight hours a day.

I've been working in education ever since and I passionately believe in public schooling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
*crossword puzzles (in pen. b/c I'm a bawse)
*identifying common dog breeds
*the Internet
*buying gifts for people
*middle school humor
*cultivating extended inside jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How dang fancy I am - I'm so dang fancy.

And short. Also short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - most anything by Haruki Murakami, Jane Austen, Margaret Atwood, Joyce Carol Oates. Joan Didion, Dorothy Parker, and Mark Twain are all invited to my fantasy dinner parties. If you think a used bookstore is a good place to take a girl, we are going to get along really well.

Shows - Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, and House of Cards. Can only follow one TV show at a time.

Food - Sushi, cheese, oysters, baked goods. Finally learning how to like vegetables after three decades of existence.

Music - Love The National, Arcade Fire, Bjork, Jeff Buckley, The Very Best, The Cure. I will, and have, thrown down big bucks for a potentially mind-blowing concert experience. On a very related note, I'm headed to the Knife concert in Oakland on 4/15 - are you?

Movies - Amelie and About a Boy always make me smile; Roger Dodger and Brick always make me think; Hable con ella makes me cry. I like most anything from Tarantino. Upstream Color was heartstopping. Honestly, this is a topic that I can drone on and on about for hours, so we might as well revisit this over drinks.

Other Hobbies - yoga, climbing, baking, voraciously reading, writing, hiking, traveling, taking photos, visiting museums.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*iced tea on a hot day; I don't think you West Coasters truly appreciate iced tea. Just saying.
*something to read and/or access to Wikipedia
*close friends
*proximity to natural beauty (it's why I moved here!)
*a job that's more than just a job
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
*how the past informs the future
*the cycle of poverty and how to break it
*how the same tropes and dramas repeat themselves across humanity on varying scales, like the rings of a tree
*aaaaaaand things I can look up on Wikipedia
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical choices, depending on the kind of week I had:
*grabbing a drink/dinner with friends
*taking in a movie or a show
*Netflixing a Critically Acclaimed Mindbending Thriller
*looking things up on Wikipedia (this answer always applies)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had a crush on Trent Reznor for like four days when I was twelve.

Okay, that's enough soul-baring for now
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*you have a smart mouth on you (interpret this however you want, people)
*you appreciate artistic/creative endeavors and absurd humor
*you strive to do the right thing
*you think animals and kids are hilarious
*you can teach me something, because I like sharing hobbies with people I'm seeing