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bluechartreuse

27 / M / Bisexual / Single

San Jose, California

His Details

Last Online
May 19
Ethnicity
Indian
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hindi (Fluently), C++ (Okay), French (Poorly), Tamil (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a reformed liar, a dedicated hack, and a firm believer in the infinitude of human potential. I love hiking, browsing through old bookstores, garage sales and landfills. I also love writing misleading self-summaries and confusing the sh*t out of people. As you will soon realize, I start out as completely sane but quickly lose my patience with quotidian reality and always try to inject a certain amount of fun (read madness) into usually mundane activities.

I am spiritual, intelligent, and quite insane
What I’m doing with my life
Faffing about wasting time instead of taking over the planet. 'Being the change' is a pretty thought and all, but only action begets results.
I’m really good at
Self-sabotage? False modesty? Not being able to fill out questionnaires on dating websites? Writing, I suppose. Me good am words.
The first things people usually notice about me
My crazy hair which is currently all over the place, my almost total lack of sanity, and my huge clown feet. In that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite books are way too many to list out here, but I usually like surreal fiction, think Salman Rushdie, Umberto Eco, Italo Calvino, BORGES! and at the other end of the spectrum, historical non-fiction/semi-fiction, stuff like Valerio Massimo Manfredi writes, or Isaac Asimov's history of the western world. Lately I find myself drawn to books on Asian philosophy and ancient history as well. I grew up reading Arthur C. Clarke, and grew into Thomas Pynchon but I still haven't finished reading V. I love comics, especially ones by Warren Ellis. Current favorites include the Daytripper series, Scalped, Unknown Soldier, and Hellblazer. Oh who am I kidding, I'm a total book slut, I'll read anything I can get my grubby little paws on.

Feel pretty much the same way about movies. Musically, I have strange tastes. Think Type O Negative in the morning and Dave Matthews Band in the evening, Sinatra on the weekends and The Cure on Fridays.

I'm a total foodie, and I'll eat anything prepared with a decent amount of care and effort. Especially street food. Someday I'd like to travel around the world, sampling street food from all over.
The six things I could never do without
meh. I could give everything up in a minute, never been too keen on materialism. And people aren't things or this would be a list of my six favourite people. Which would be a tough one to compile since I'd be hard-pressed to pick and choose from all my friends. So, yeah.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why I can't sleep. and why the world is the way it is. and why we do the things we do. and why I still can't sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
pushing the boundaries of my consciousness, and my body's alcohol processing capabilities.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
sometimes, up late at night when i can't sleep and i think nobody's watching, i take off my mask of sanity and for a little while, just for a few moments, i stop pretending that i'm human. This is when I'm happiest, though such instances are few and far between.

...

Yeah, I'm just messing with you.

Or am I?

:D
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex
You should message me if
a) you made it this far
b) you have a strange, inexplicable penchant for not-so-normal guys
c) you can relate to anything in my self-description :)