I'm annoyed with the fact that pretty much everyone on here wants to "hook up" but doesn't want relationships. So sure, I'll fill out a profile, but you likely won't read it, and just message me with, "hi".
Things NOT to message me:
~ "Hey cutie" (or you're cute, hey beautiful, etc). Beauty is on the inside and the outside. On top of that, I know I'm cute. I don't need you to tell me that. Telling me that only irritates me because you think I'm going to fall all over you because you called me cute. I'm not. So no. Stop. Telling me I'm cute once you've had a real conversation with me is a compliment. Telling someone you've never met they're cute based on their pictures is you trying to get laid.
~ I'm sapiosexual. If you don't know what that means, look it up before you talk to me. Good grammar and spelling are much sexier than "Hey cutie, r u gunna cum over here and talk 2 me 2nite" *rolls eyes* *yes, that was a real message)
~ "Hey sexy" or even worse, "hey sexxy, hey sexxxy." Adding more x's doesn't make you creative. It makes you look like an idiot.
~ Don't message me assuming I'm desperate for sex. I'm really not. YOU might be, but I'm not, and I don't appreciate the assumption that because I'm fat means I can't get any. It means you won't be getting any, and I'm a fantastic lay. Ask my boyfriend.
~ Yes, I have a boyfriend. No I won't break up with him for you. If you want to know why I'm on here, keep reading.
~ Don't ask me what I'm looking for. I have a very detailed fucking profile. Read it. If you still want to message me afterwards, then do so. But don't expect me to respect you if you ask me that.
I know that 95% of you won't bother reading this profile, and will message me with "hi" or "hey" or something equally stupid. I will view you as stupid because of it.
I am Spontaneous, Fun, and Weird. I like random things. I get distracted a lot. I forget a lot. I had brain damage a while ago and it lends to a poor memory. However, this generally means surprised happen more often. (Good and bad!) I've learned to roll with it and in general it doesn't effect me much.
I enjoy doing a lot of different things. I crochet and knit and like to go geocaching when I can. Geocaching is about as much as I get out in nature.
I enjoy photography, listening to a wide variety of music (see below), and going for long drives. I like to bake and while I cook a little, I'm down with take out too.
I enjoy having a theological discussion as much as something silly about a TV show. I like walking in parks and I enjoy sunsets. I adore Lake Erie, and I've been to the Pacific Ocean, but not the Atlantic.
To get this out of the way..... I'm not into god, you can't convert me. I was raised a Jehovah's Witness and somewhere around the age of 16, I realized I'm not a huge fan of any religion. I follow my own path now, which doesn't involve a god/gods/specific religion/whatever.
I am looking for someone who can hang out with me, who likes to try new things, enjoys comfortable things like netflix in pajamas and wouldn't roll their eyes at a chick flick, murder film, or drama. I also want someone who can hang out and be silly, like going to Chuck-E-Cheese, (regardless if we take kids or not).
Someone who understands kids is a must. Of course, I'm not going to thrust them (I have two, my daughter lives with me, and my son lives with his father in Seattle) upon you immediately, that would be insanity and even I am not that cruel.
I enjoy board games and some other card games. CAH, Gloom, Pandemic, Castle Panic, Munchkin, Ticket to Ride, etc. Online games are fun sometimes. I love Katamari Damacy. I have a Wii and a PS2 and a PS3, but mostly my PS3 gets used for Blu-Ray movies and Netflix. I hang on youtube and watch a lot. TableTop is awesome.
I have a pet cat and a pet rat.
I have a blog about my life for public consumption. If you're really adventurous, you can view it here, though I don't update it as often as I should: http://bluedrgn52.blogspot.com/
I'm looking for someone who actively tries to make relationships work. I'm open to poly, when it's done correctly, as I am currently seeing a wonderful man. However, he's a "secondary" for lack of a better term. He doesn't want kids, I have them, so yeah.
No, you will not replace him.
Yes, he is in my life for the foreseeable future.
No, I won't dump him for you.
I don't care if you're a guy or a girl. I like both equally. It's the personality that matters.
I want someone who isn't afraid of children, though I'm not looking for someone necessarily step into the parenting role. I've raised them solo most of their lives and I know I would have a hard time sharing that parenting role.
I'm fairly certain that there are very few people out there who will fit in with all of this. Most people see that I already have a boyfriend and peace out. Or kids. Or a weird life. But I do rather enjoy the idea of finding someone who can long term this with me/us.
I think Meyers-Briggs is a crock of shit, as every time I take it I get a different result. It literally just depends on my mood when I take the test. I know some people take it and get the same result every time, but it's VERY fluid for me. I guess it's because i continuously grow and change, and am not a stagnant person. I often get INTP and ENTP, but yesterday I got ENFJ and last month I got INTJ. So honestly, the only consistent I see there is the N. lol.
If that sounds like something you are interested in, by all means, contact me. :)