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30 Tucson, AZ Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
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Mostly anything
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Ancient Greek, Latin, French, Hebrew

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Phrases that describe me: sarcastic to a fault, funny, witty, adventurous, spontaneous, laid-back and genuine. I am bewildered by bros. I enjoy going out and experiencing life, whether it be going to a new restaurant to catching a show to watching a game to trying something new. There's more to life than just the regular bar doing the regular things over and over. I love to tease, but I can take it as well. I have an incredible ability to take anything with a cord and turn it into a knot in about 2.3 seconds. I love traveling. A goal in life for me is to travel to all 6 inhabited continents (half done so far). I laugh at myself, often. Sometimes (frequently?) my nerd side comes out. I'm not ashamed. This could drag on, so I'll just end here. Anything more, you'll just have to ask.

I am looking for someone that I can have witty, intense, sometimes deep, conversations with. I am very sarcastic, so be forewarned. I love verbal sparring. Intelligence turns me on. I am a firm believer in taking life day-by-day and exploring life's adventures, so you should be too!

For my hobbies, I enjoy the outdoors when I am not going to die of a heat stroke. Kayaking is one of my favorites. I also like people watching (complete with sarcastic comments), movies, sports (especially hockey and football), and seeing cultural things, like museums, fairs, concerts, etc. I am a good cook too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being an archaeologist and anthropologist. Consequently, I spend time practicing my bullwhip and Nazi asskicking skills. Also, I teach. Studying random things about random people at random locations in random times, but not randomly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Humor, wit and intelligence. I am moderately successful at being a troublemaker, because if I was successful, I wouldn't get caught. Writing. Pretty good cook too. Musically inclined.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am laid back and pretty stress free, and probably joking with someone. Also, that I look like Baby Face Nelson, a crazed 1930s gangster. But I am not. Probably. (OK, in reality, nobody knows who Baby Face Nelson is...but he was in Oh Brother Where Art Thou!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too long a list. Too pedantic as well. Why judge a book by its cover, a movie by its case or a person by their musical interests? Exercise in futility, it seems. But, here's some.

Music: Pretty much anything. No, really. Well, except death metal and gangsta rap. And country.

Books: Sci-fi/fantasy, adventure, historical fiction, classics.

Movies: Sci-fi/fantasy, adventure, historical fiction, thrillers, horrors, mind-benders.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Air
2. Food
3. Coffee
4. Hockey
5. Books, of any sort
6. The ability to come up with a sixth thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Apparently, a sixth thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out with friends, either at a lounge/bar, house or out in the desert telescoping (yeah, I am an astronomy nerd. Bonus for you if you don't confuse astronomy and astology!). Or Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not going to admit anything private on a website? I'm sure that counts as an answer...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're intelligent, witty, fun and spunky. I like to be very playful, so I would want that in you as well.