Lemme try this:

I just got kicked out of my apartment because my landlord wanted to give it to her daughter, forcing me to move back in with my mom. I'm 24 and still working on my bachelors due to a change of major and 2 years I took off to work. I work at a summer camp at the moment because it's all I could find that would fill in the 3 months between my last job and the coming semester (in which I'll be attending a new school 30 minutes outside of the city by metro north).

So, really? I don't consider this to be the most datable point in my life, I've certainly done better. But I'm still the same awesome person, and I have (at least) some sort of job, even if it doesn't pay until mid July, so if you've got that sort of patience or interest, please, by all means, read on...

School, it's been going on way too long but it's still going on. Also picking up whatever jobs I can which fit in around a full time school schedule.

The Socratic Method, I love me some questions.

Trying to do the things I'm bad at WAY more often than the things I'm good at. (For example: I TRIED not to end that sentence in a preposition, but failed)

I'm scruffy... But I'm told the eyes are first.

I'm a complete whore for pretty things and maybe just a little too much description.

Also: explosions

As of tonight (4.21.09), a SSH client; fortunately they make a nice one for the iPod. How did I ever even TRY to pull digital pranks without one of these? I plan on convincing my brother his computer has become self aware and desires nothing more than to Rick Roll him... constantly, for the better part of the summer.

Five others? I don't know, they'll come to me, I guess; that's really the best way to make these profiles I think: add to it bit by bit and say fuck continuity! You really don't have something good to say for each box from the start, anyway!

So in the meantime (tangents aside), the generic basics and genetic necessities:

* Food (Did you know that milk is the only sustenance that humans can live on alone in place of food and drink?)

* Drink (Did you know that we're all effectively lactose intolerant to some degree since cows haven't been domesticated long enough for our digestive systems to evolve to process it?)

* Sex (Did you know that modern cows were actually engineered (through breeding) to be a hearty source of meat and milk?)

* Sleep (Did you know that cows sleep standing up... until you tip them over?!)

* Air (Did you know that organic cows produce a significant amount more methane gas than normal crap-fed cows, enough to be a notable concern to the ozone layer?)

Did you know no cow has EVER successfully used a SSH client without help from a human? Therefore, I must not be a cow.

I spend a lot of time thinking out loud.

Not cleaning my apartment.

I

love

cartoons

(If I get much more embarrassing than that I'm going to give away all of my favorite conversations before you finish reading this profile)

You're playful enough to do the crazy things as they come to you and relaxed enough to not force the crazy things out.

You've ever seriously considered replacing 'a' with 'an' because it's a pronoun relating to an acronym that, despite starting with a consonant, is pronounced with a vowel sound at the beginning (example: an SSH Client).

You're an english-language nazi and feel a deep and compelling need to correct every little grammatical sin, awkward and unclear sentence, spelling mistake and abuse of various pieces of punctuation ( , ; - ) on my profile just because they're there, and because it means getting to mush my face right in the middle of the mess of faux-intellectual sentences I've piled together here.

Nah, but seriously? Go for it and message me anyway, I'm always curious if people ever get down to this section of my profile and say "OH NO, THAT'S NOT ME". I'm always happy to chat things up.