this box is awkward. so are the ones below. and so is that one on the right. i almost selected curvy.

i'm studying social sciences at PSU. sociology, psychology, & women's studies chiefly.

i also sling booze & pie.

i also write, when i can/the spirit moves me. short stories, plays, blurbs. my dream job is to author wine labels & specials boards. I'M THAT INTERESTING.

i'm very social. my trademark is outgoingness, but, in just the right situation, i can feel as vulnerable & insecure as the most delicate of people.

writing dialogue, scrabble (no joke dude i'm fierce), adoring, cooking.

something about my awkward demeanor and loud behavior.

Dave Eggers, Flannery O'Connor, HAROLD PINTER, bell hooks, Aimee Bender, Jane Austen, Tom Robbins, Betty Friedan, Kurt Vonnegut, Judith Butler, Raymond Carver. Harold and Maude, Punch-Drunk Love, Groundhog Day, What's Eating Gilbert Grape. British Office, THE WEST WING, Monty Python, Cosmos, Fawlty Towers, Spaced, The State, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Pride and Prejudice (BBC), Venture Brothers. Talking Heads, David Byrne, Brian Eno, David Bowie, Fiona Apple, Smashing Pumpkins (yup!), Patti Smith, Jay-Z, Built to Spill, Paul Simon, Van Morrison, Beck, TV on the Radio, Neil Young, The Band, Joni Mitchell, Soul Music. ALL FOOD EVER.

bike. desk. food. hands. brothers. yoga.

those i love. and my next meal.

not a weekend warrior. but when i do go out, i'm all too preoccupied deconstructing your reality.

my desire for women far outweighs my desire for men. but yer all coo.

oh, aaand i spend half my alone time dancing.

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