Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a people watcher. I dont like a lot of what i see and love the
rest. I read someone say something on here that made good sense
online dating creates a shoppers mentality so if your looking for
the next best thing move on. Im looking for someone like me, which
means ill probbably look forever with not many results lol. I need
someone strong. Not as strong as me but close. I need someone who
isnt going to crumble under pressure. Im looking for someone who
sees this world for what it is and not for what we have been taught
to pretend it is. Someone who has seen hardship and is a little
damaged is preferred, if ur not then ur probbably sheltered or
naive and if so you wont be able to handle me. Im a man. In all its
hairy burping glory. I'm a woodland critter and very in touch with
my animal side. I spend almost all my time in the woods these days
with my dog. Im kind of a survivalist and i like bushcrafting.
Again if you dont know what that is im probb not for you. I am a
musician i play anything with strings. It used to be my
profession.Im very real, Im self destructivly honest and im very
sexual but im also extremly monogomous. If your married dont even
bother. Shame on you. My mama raised me better. I like to think i
have a decent sense of humor..If your musically inclined that is a
huge plus. I would personaly prefer to be with a musician. takes
one to know one. If you are a ninja thats even cooler. I dont do
hard rap. Sorry. (metal head hellbilly) However i can appreciate
alot of music. A sad song can bring me to my knees and leave me
there for a minute. Im not into anyone who is too full of
themselves or takes themselves too seriously. If you are a nerd or
a geek or socially awkward then i already love you.I have felt your
pain and one day we shall rule this world with an iron fist!!!!!! I
am 420 friendly but i have a ZERO TOLERANCE on ANYTHING else drug
related. I love my dog. He is my closest family. I am a realist. I
am a hopeless romantic. I am a big kid at heart. If I write you a
love song its because i love you silly. I do not want to be bitten
by a zombie. Vampire or werewolf would be negotiable. I say weird
shit. Show me "normal". I hate sand. I believe if you cant fix the
brakes then make the horn loude Im not here for a fling im not
unattractive or stupid. Yes i have my own vehicle yes i have my own
income. dont message me unless ur actually looking to be with
someone. i dont do long distance relationships. they never work.
that said i hope all of you find happines.
What I’m doing with my life
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Hangin in there baby, Hangin in there...
I’m really good at
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Trapping, tracking, bushcrafting, mcguyvering, cathing
critters,Piano, singing, throwing knives, lockpicking ,hunting,
minor gunsmithing, computer repair, sandsculpting, ju jitsu,
nunchaukas, drawing, fixing things, pretty much anything to do with
I can't bowl for shit but its hella fun when half drunk? I can play
the guitar with my tounge. Been playing since i was six. I CANNOT
DANCE TO SAVE MY LIFE!!!!!! i hear its funny as hell to watch
though. Im handy in an emergency survival situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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whatever it is im noticing about them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i like anything educational. mac guyver kicked ass. i detest gore.
i like all music. Im a human garbage disposal not much i wont eat.
. Love to read, big on comic books, edgar allen poe, sir author
conan doyle, the classics. I love topographical maps and star
charts. I dont generaly watch tv but i have in the past. Im better
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A musical instrument
YOU ( wherever/whoever you are)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Um..... uh...um...could you repeat the question?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
run some guns to nicuragua, dress like ninjas and beat strangers
with rubber chickens, go to the laundry mat and put cabbage patch
kids in the dryer while you beat on the door screaming 'NO MY
BABY!!!!" go to walmart ask to see the new remington hunting rifle
then ask them where they keep the anti depresants, hire two private
detectives to follow each other
screaming at cats while i try to make them wear my pants, declaring
war with the local coast guard station dressed as a pirate drunk at
thier front gate , burying myself in the sand at the beach with a
snorkel so i can pop out and scare tourists in the morning, the
same thing i do every night pinky. Try to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have NO shame. MWUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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