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blueregard13

33 M Chattaroy, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I see. my eyes are dim but i see very clearly. I look around and i see all the broken people. I know. I'm one too. Does anyone ever wonder WHY its like this? Why does everyone placidly accept the current state of things? Does EVERYONE just blindly go along with no will of their own at all to take their life into their own hands? Look around you, violence, oppression, poverty, debauchery,greed, malice, and just a constant moral, physical and spiritual downward spiral until all we have left is this fucked world around us. You are all sheep. Everyone of you. I am too. If your able to read this, your on a computer. If your on a computer, your paying another human something somewhere somehow.
If your paying someone else its because someone is paying you and your doing what they say. And there doing what someone else says. and so on. Your numbered and tagged. Everyone of us. You are NOT allowed to even travel freely or survive without the governments consent. You HAVE to let another human or group of humans dictate if your allowed to feed yourself. If you don't, they'll put you in a cage. If you resist, they'll kill you. If it's not human we slaughter anything in our paths we deem as a "nuisance" or " of no use" to our "civilization. How many cats, dogs, horses, just to name a few species do we put to death by the hundreds of thousands everyday? Simply because "they are of no use" or in our way? Our "justice system" is a joke and so is our "government" I Don't NEED ANYONE much less a bunch of rich lying politicians that have never tasted hunger or despair much less death, GOVERNING me. It is a hydra though, you can't fight it. Cut off one head 3 more grown in its place. All you can do is run from its reach and its gaze. I'm leaving. I will not bow down any longer. Everyone thinks I'm crazy because I would rather take my chances living free on my own then as a pampered slave.
I think everyone is crazy for not being able to see it for what it is. I will not be a sheep anymore. This world that i have been raised in holds NOTHING for me. There is no great purpose anymore, no great wars to fight, no great lands to discover or conquer. No noble causes that are ever going to truly make a difference. The only purpose you serve in your life is to procreate and have a family ( and chances are that's going to blow up in your face too because no one fucking takes it seriously anymore,its not a cause, its now an unfortunate result from fucking. seriously, whens the last time you saw anyone from the last two generations stay together longer than 10 years or so) and to keep slaving and grinding so the rich people in this country don't ever have to live like any of us. You people have the wrong fucking hero's. That idiot with the gold teeth singing about drugs and pussy should not be followed revered or worshiped. Someone who can drive a car in a circle for hours should not be rich. Someone who can shoot a free throw or slam dunk a basket ball is actually pretty useless in this world. My father is a Vietnam vet. He worked his hands till they bled literally everyday on the roofs raising us. He never backed down and he has stayed with my mom to this day. He has roofed THOUSANDS of houses for people with suits and ties and no cares and no worries and picture perfect money washed holiness. He will never live in any thing half as nice as the dinkiest house he roofed. I know an old woman in Texas that is 64 years old. She still wakes up everyday and goes to work cleaning condos and houses. She has never done drugs, prays daily and is pretty much one of the most decent people you would ever meet. She will never live in anything half as nice as what she cleans. Iv'e lost friends. People that gave their lives defending this country. There are those who have lost limbs and more. But you people would rather pay someone to throw a foot ball across a field 3 million$$ a year then to take care of the people who protect you and die for you. You can have it. I am not like the men of this world. I am a MAN. This world around us is NOT how we are meant to live. I will live as a concrete enclosed closely observed and regulated animal no more. Ya'll enjoy your servitude, I'm going to be FREE. So any ways, Im out.

I am a people watcher. I dont like a lot of what i see and love the rest. Im looking for someone like me, which means ill probbably look forever with not many results lol. I need someone strong. Not as strong as me but close. I need someone who isnt going to crumble under pressure. Im looking for someone who sees this world for what it is and not for what we have been taught to pretend it is. Someone who has seen hardship and is a little damaged is preferred, if ur not then ur probbably sheltered or naive and if so you wont be able to handle me. Im a man. In all its hairy burping glory. I'm a woodland critter and very in touch with my animal side. I spend almost all my time in the woods these days with my dog. Im kind of a survivalist and i like bushcrafting. Again if you dont know what that is im probb not for you. I am a musician i play anything with strings. It used to be my profession.Im very real, Im self destructivly honest and im very sexual but im also extremly monogomous. If your married dont even bother. I like to think i have a decent sense of humor..If your musically inclined that is a huge plus. I would personaly prefer to be with a musician. takes one to know one. If you are a ninja thats even cooler. I dont do rap. Sorry. (metal head hellbilly) However i can appreciate alot of music. A sad song can bring me to my knees and leave me there for a minute. Im not into anyone who is too full of themselves or takes themselves too seriously. If you are a nerd or a geek or socially awkward then i already love you.I have felt your pain and one day we shall rule this world with an iron fist!!!!!! I am 420 friendly but i have a ZERO TOLERANCE on ANYTHING else drug related. I love my dog. He is my closest family. I am a realist. I am a hopeless romantic. I am a big kid at heart. If I write you a love song its because i love you silly. I do not want to be bitten by a zombie. Vampire or werewolf would be negotiable. I say weird shit. Show me "normal". I hate sand. I believe if you cant fix the brakes then make the horn louder.
What I’m doing with my life
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Hangin in there baby, Hangin in there...
I’m really good at
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Trapping, tracking, bushcrafting, mcguyvering, cathing critters,Piano, singing, throwing knives, lockpicking ,hunting, minor gunsmithing, computer repair, sandsculpting, ju jitsu, nunchaukas, drawing, fixing things, pretty much anything to do with my hands.
I can't bowl for shit but its hella fun when half drunk? I can play the guitar with my tounge. Been playing since i was six. I CANNOT DANCE TO SAVE MY LIFE!!!!!! i hear its funny as hell to watch though. Im handy in an emergency survival situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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whatever it is im noticing about them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i like anything educational. mac guyver kicked ass. i detest gore. i like all music. Im a human garbage disposal not much i wont eat. . Love to read, big on comic books, edgar allen poe, sir author conan doyle, the classics. I love topographical maps and star charts. I dont generaly watch tv but i have in the past. Im better now lol.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my dog
my hat
my boots
A musical instrument
A knife
YOU ( wherever/whoever you are)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If im ever going to find you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
run some guns to nicuragua, dress like ninjas and beat strangers with rubber chickens, go to the laundry mat and put cabbage patch kids in the dryer while you beat on the door screaming 'NO MY BABY!!!!" go to walmart ask to see the new remington hunting rifle then ask them where they keep the anti depresants, hire two private detectives to follow each other
screaming at cats while i try to make them wear my pants, declaring war with the local coast guard station dressed as a pirate drunk at thier front gate , burying myself in the sand at the beach with a snorkel so i can pop out and scare tourists in the morning, the same thing i do every night pinky. Try to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cant bite my ear.
You should message me if
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Your lonely and trying to find your other half too