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blueregard13

33 M Metaline Falls, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
IF YOU ARE IN CANADA DO NOT MESSAGE ME.

I am a people watcher. I dont like a lot of what i see and love the rest. Im looking for someone like me, which means ill probbably look forever with not many results lol. I need someone strong. Not as strong as me but close. I need someone who isnt going to crumble under pressure. Im looking for someone who sees this world for what it is and not for what we have been taught to pretend it is. Someone who has seen hardship and is a little damaged is preferred, if ur not then ur probbably sheltered or naive and if so you wont be able to handle me. Im a man. In all its hairy burping glory. I'm a woodland critter and very in touch with my animal side. I spend almost all my time in the woods these days with my dog. Im kind of a survivalist and i like bushcrafting. Again if you dont know what that is im probb not for you. I am a musician i play anything with strings. It used to be my profession.Im very real, Im self destructivly honest and im very sexual but im also extremly monogomous. If your married dont even bother. I like to think i have a decent sense of humor. if you have kids im sorry im going to have to say no. I dont have any and im not looking to be number 2 in anyones life, and if ur the type to make me number one over them then i wont have nething to do with ur type neways.If your musically inclined that is a huge plus. I would personaly prefer to be with a musician. takes one to know one. If you are a ninja thats even cooler. I dont do rap. Sorry. (metal head hellbilly) However i can appreciate alot of music. A sad song can bring me to my knees and leave me there for a minute. Im not into anyone who is too full of themselves or takes themselves too seriously. If you are a nerd or a geek or socially awkward then i already love you.I have felt your pain and one day we shall rule this world with an iron fist!!!!!! I am 420 friendly but i have a ZERO TOLERANCE on ANYTHING else drug related. I love my dog. He is my closest family. I am a realist. I am a hopeless romantic. I am a big kid at heart. If I write you a love song its because i love you silly. I do not want to be bitten by a zombie. Vampire or werewolf would be negotiable. I say weird shit. Show me "normal". I hate sand. I believe if you cant fix the brakes then make the horn louder.
What I’m doing with my life
Hangin in there baby, Hangin in there...
I’m really good at
Trapping, tracking, bushcrafting, mcguyvering, cathing critters,Piano, singing, throwing knives, lockpicking ,hunting, minor gunsmithing, computer repair, sandsculpting, ju jitsu, nunchaukas, drawing, fixing things, pretty much anything to do with my hands.
I can't bowl for shit but its hella fun when half drunk? I can play the guitar with my tounge. Been playing since i was six. I CANNOT DANCE TO SAVE MY LIFE!!!!!! i hear its funny as hell to watch though. Im handy in an emergency survival situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
whatever it is im noticing about them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i like anything educational. mac guyver kicked ass. i detest gore. i like all music. Im a human garbage disposal not much i wont eat. . Love to read, big on comic books, edgar allen poe, sir author conan doyle, the classics. I love topographical maps and star charts. I dont generaly watch tv but i have in the past. Im better now lol.
The six things I could never do without
my dog
my hat
my boots
A musical instrument
A knife
YOU ( wherever/whoever you are)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If im ever going to find you.
On a typical Friday night I am
run some guns to nicuragua, dress like ninjas and beat strangers with rubber chickens, go to the laundry mat and put cabbage patch kids in the dryer while you beat on the door screaming 'NO MY BABY!!!!" go to walmart ask to see the new remington hunting rifle then ask them where they keep the anti depresants, hire two private detectives to follow each other
screaming at cats while i try to make them wear my pants, declaring war with the local coast guard station dressed as a pirate drunk at thier front gate , burying myself in the sand at the beach with a snorkel so i can pop out and scare tourists in the morning, the same thing i do every night pinky. Try to take over the world.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Your lonely and trying to find your other half too