Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I cant believe all the uptight, lack of understanding people on
this site. Oh and by the way girls.....The sun is bigger than the
earth like hundreds of times......Go to school....read a
In sumation Your Honor....Government brat to college dropout to
russian linguist in Navy to college student again (Uncle Sam was
paying) to NSA to career banker to laid off / retired Grandpa while
starting over in a woodworking shop. But I DO NOT rest my case!
More to come.
Well some of the more to come is I am done with people who are
fakes. I tell it like it is good and bad. If you can't handle the
truth....oppsss sorry Jack but it works!!!!
I have been told by a very nice lady that I am an "OK guy". I
thought about that for a moment and hey I concur.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Think I just kinda covered that. Certainly there is more depth but
puting it down in a dating profile seems a bit, well, better to be
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not talking about things I am really good at. Actions speak
louder...plus the things I am good at are boring.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am growing taller than my hair (and why is it now showing up in
my ears?), my eyes are not nearly as bloodshot as they used to be,
the southern accent and I can identify and converse with almost
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music music music......Little Feat to Strawberry Alarmclock to
Handel's Messiah to most any local band LIVE. Books - Winds of War,
The Politics of Scarcity, This Old House magazine. TV - NCIS Blue
Bloods, Football. Food - ribeye on the grill, stuffed peppers,
pancakes and pretty much anything mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have found that you will be amazed at what you CAN go without.
Maybe not like it but can go without. Just dont ever want to lose
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Statistics.....i.e. What are the odds if I flip a coin 100 times
heads will come up 63 times? What are the chances an OKC member
doesnt mention walks on the beach in profile? If I make 10 dovetail
joints will10% be right? (If you get that then I have a week in
Corolla waiting for you)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending a lot of time thinking about........(see above)
Some of those tests on this site seem interesting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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UPDATE......Willing to admit! (It's a John Prine song)
Me: She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
She's my baby I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her go
You: He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
He's my baby and I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go
In spite of ourselves, we'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds, honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite our noses, right off of our faces
There won't be nothin', but big old hearts, dancin' in our eyes
You should message me if
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