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43 F Thousand Oaks, CA

My Details

Last Online
Nov 18, 2009
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I have time during the day a few days a week to meet up for companionship and more. BBW I am not quite, but curvy in all of the right places.

I am calm, funny, and mystifying
I’m really good at
Analyzing. Every. Thing. But not obsessively. Ok, maybe.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes and lips, I don't want to brag or anything but my lips are naturally pink & full. Where would you like them? ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am way too picky about the books and food I choose. As fast as I read and as little as I eat, I should just lighten up.
The six things I could never do without
Q-tips, iPod, lip gloss, something to put my hair up with on my whim, and dental floss.

Q-tips are a must and they have to be Q-tips, not imposters. I don't listen to music as much as I play games on my iPod but couldn't get into the Nintendo DS system. I like lip gloss that stays, not the kind that melts off. I'm allergic to everything these days, so I have a boatload of cosmetic and girly stuff that I can't use. Why do I keep all of it? I love having long hair, but why does it have to be such a pain in the ass? I wish I looked good with a butch cut, I'd totally do it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Randomness and the universe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Online, sitting in front of a fire, lounging, walking the dogs...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am not. looking. for. men.

Do you have a penis? Don't message me. Unless you are looking for a platonic relationship. And even if you are looking for just a girl to be BFF, you'd better be really freaking interesting or I'll just ignore you.

Let me speak slllllowwwlyyyy... I. Do. Not. Want. To. Fuck. A. Man.

K? Are we clear on that?

However, speaking of PENIS: Women with strap-ons are very welcome to message, often. :)~
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 26–62
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
you are serious about meeting up. I love soft and cuddly girls. Just take a chance and message me, you can do it. No really, send me a message. Check out my test results, and really do they have enough tests on here? My goodness. Send me a message, send me a woo. Look at all of the time you have already spent reading my profile. We could have been making a date by now!