Care and feeding of Bluetoonist 2.0:
Proper care of your new companion is as simple as relativistic quantum chromodynamics. Your Bluetoonist works best when intellectually stimulated and may not function properly in the presence of astrological belief, uncomfortable shoes, religion, or Budweiser. Your Bluetoonist has two settings: artist and scientist. Try not to leave it on the same setting for too long. Bluetoonist may not function optimally in the morning hours. As Bluetoonist is designed with revolutionary thought-to-speech and audio input technology, excessively loud environments may impede this functionality. Dive bars are recommended. Keep Bluetoonist adequately caffeinated. Do not tell Bluetoonist to "just enjoy" a movie and "don't think about it too much." If at any time you are dissatisfied with Bluetoonist's performance, give him a hug, speak in a calm, rational voice, and whack him soundly on the side of the head. Normal operation should resume within minutes.
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