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blueyedevil3

42 M Miami Beach, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like: sundresses and girls who wear them, people standing aside as I exit the subway (a-thank-you), oysters at River, the artichoke appy at Elio's, catching that train when I'm in a rush (I got you now Timing, you devil), eventually remembering the 3am idea I had but didn't write down even though I keep a pen and pad nearby for such purposes, (yeah I said 'appy,' what of it?), the rare courteous driver in south FL, having something to look forward to, how birds glide around to mourn, Steelers football, baseball players who wear pants to the knee so as to expose color stockings, my mozz to be burrata, tomatoes to be heirloom, and tuna to be toro, every appearance by The Maid in Family Guy, cool packaging--like Milano cookies & Hendrick's gin, most Infographics, sweet funny romantic sitcom relationships (ie Jim & Pam), BJ-and-a-Steak Day (don't even go there and say you haven't heard of this Valentine's Day for men), family & personal traditions, a funny non sequitur that turns out not so non-sequitous, other things too… (“umm he's not done?”) …like music: The National, Animal Collective, LCD Soundsystem "New York I love you but you're bringing me down, New York I love you but you're freaking me out" Neutral Milk - Aeroplane is a religious experience, Japandroids, CHVRCHES, Dum Dum Girls, Built to Spill, Titus Andronicus, Parquet Courts, Those Darlings, Cloud Nothings, White Stripes, Surfer Blood, the xx, Panda Bear, Beirut, Sleigh Bells, Robyn - fembots have fellings too, Smith Westerns, Portishead, TV On The Radio, Interpol, Arcade Fire, of Montreal, Pixies duh, Ariel Pink, and more of course... Beatles Radiohead Nirvana Beasties Bright Eyes Beach House Blondie Best Coast Liz Phair Soul Coughing early-Jane's Yankee Hotel Modest Mouse Magnetic Fields Muse Mozart Queen Missy Misdemeanor. sorry, just got going there...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
the best imitation of myself
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
doing that impression - I think it's getting better all the time ...I used to get mad at my school the teachers who taught me weren't cool, you're holding me down turning me round, filling me up with your rules.

that happened.
The first things people usually notice about me
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don't know. glasses?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
is this where I mention the porn? jk
in my former life in nyc I wrote plays and short films, some of which even got to be seen by others. so the writer in me appreciates an interesting narrative. but it generally boils down to characters. characters you can relate to, like or dislike, love or hate. ones that can fool you, disappoint you, make you stand up and cheer, and ones who can make you weep .. when it comes to food, I like to think I am a good orderer. and I am always a good sharer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. degrees of separation (of kevin bacon?)
2. feet under (the show...not death)
3. Blossom's friend
4. geese a-laying
5. sex (when pronounced as Jemaine from FOTC)
6. my high school baseball position
7. the representation that comes from the sequential fusing of the following six letters: m a d m e n
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
random stuff. sometimes important stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually kinda tired actually, if it was a long week. oh who we kidding? I always rally.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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girls seem to think I am a ridiculously amazing lover. like way more amazing than they thought was possible for that sort of thing.
You should message me if
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you're aware that despite the half-hearted and/or light-hearted way I presented in this profile, I truly am looking to find someone special.

also, if you agree that listing seven things above makes me a bad-ass rebel who plays by his own rules. suck it okcupid.