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blumaverick

55 M Portland, ME

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Native American
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly halal
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Islam
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Unemployed
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I was born at an early age. Caucasian with no current plans to change. A very decidedly bless`ed man, indeed. Owe my very life to flyfishing. Currently setting my sites on starting a fabulously successful career as an entrepreneur.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying the greatest segue of me life. Just how much does a segue, anyway? I am on a spiritual journey looking for eternal Truth(s) under ev'ry nook and cranny. In recent times have uncovered/discovered several latent/dormant creative pursuits I would fain wish to germinate...cultivate...pollinate...propagate... with a mate.
I’m really good at
letting my light so shine. I am a radiatin' fool. Everything else is an etc...etc...etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am tall for my height. I am also pleased to report I am the only male in my family that has retained a follicle forest. The family joke is that my brothers inherited mother's teeth and I inherited her hair and legs. The legs looked much better on dear ol' mama.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Bible, The Pelbar Cycle, anything by Madeleine L'Engle, Henry David Thoreau, and Thich Naht Hanh, Think and Grow Rich, Never Eat Alone, anything by Shel Silverstein, Love Poems from God,

Movies: Anything with Robin Williams, K-Pax, Finding Forrester, Forest Gump, A River Runs Through It.

Music: Anything done well that genuinely expresses the human condition and spirit.

Food: Have watched the FoodNetwork for 20 years!!! Saw Emeril when he was nothing...before "Bam" took over his vocabulary. Have been a caterer assistant, sous chef, personal chef. Have many specialties like my limoncello tiramisu. For a fuller menu, drop me a line.
The six things I could never do without
1) books
2) hangin' with my kids
3) great food
4) music (esp. anything with brass)
5) the enduring love of a soulful woman of substance
6) tailfloppahs faaah and wide
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why I always seem to lose a sock in the laundry process and what does God say when he sneezes?
On a typical Friday night I am
Runs the gamut. Could be reading, writing, watching local sports, practicing the "sewer pipe", but would always and e'er love to cook up a storm with/for Her and go trip the night fantastic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I enjoy anchovies. I had no choice in the matter. Mama loved 'em and put them in the antipastos and pizza. I was weaned on them and therefore love a good caesar and make a wicked marinara. Would love to find someone who doesn't demand I make two separate pizzas to keep the anchovy juice from sliding on her side...God forbid.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 30–99
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
1) you are vertical and breathing (kinda makes everything else possible, don't it).

2) you have gentle geometry...are aesthetically pleasing with all the usual body parts located in the usual places.

3) you are symmetrical (by that I simply mean as golden on the inside as on the outside.

4) you get me.

5) you are ready for one heckuva ride, sistah.