I'm an LA native & wouldn't have it any other way. I enjoy
laughing & making people laugh. Looking to meet some new
people, go on adventures, discover some new drinking spots &
have fun, wherever that may lead. Feel free to ask me anything!
What I’m doing with my life
Eating, breathing, living...and being really bad at filling out
information about myself.
I do sales & marketing for several small batch artisanal
whisky, gin & mezcal producers. I work a lot, but I really
Sometimes I borrow my neighbors bicycle & go on random late
night rides. LA is amazingly quiet at 3am...
Update: I just acquired my own bike. I think my neighbor might be
more excited than I am about this. Don't be fooled - I'm pretty
excited. Wanna go for a ride?
I’m really good at
Cooking, joking around, making people laugh, kissing, drinking
whisky, self deprecating humor, chocolate chip cookies.
I used to be pretty good at tennis, but haven't played in a few
months. Wanna play?
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea, but I'd love to know what the first thing you
notice(d) about me is
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read nearly as much as I probably should. I like pretty
much all music, unless its super heavy screamo metal or electronic
junk that sounds exactly the same across the whole album/set (I do
enjoy some electronic music, just not douchebag club crap). My iPod
could DJ 15 different radio stations.
I prefer movies & shows that make you think and/or laugh real
hard. In no particular order, just to name a few: 40yr Old Virgin,
Anchorman, Breaking Bad, Workaholics, Parks & Recreation, 30
Rock, The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, The Walking Dead, Super
Troopers, Wet Hot American Summer, Pans Labyrinth, Daybreakers, The
Gods Must Be Crazy, Chariots of the Gods, the whole super
hero/comic book movie scene that's going on right now, awesome
nature documentaries...the list goes on & on
The six things I could never do without
Seafood, hot sauce, ice cream, a guitar, good whisky, eyeglasses,
laughter, the beach, my friends, breaking rules
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to survive & live out the inevitable zombie apocalypse...
and what I'm going to make for dinner
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing I do every night - try to take over the world!
When I'm done with that, I'm likely working, having a relaxing
evening in with Netflix or out on an adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hated the song "Call Me Maybe" when I first heard it, but its
kinda grown on me...shh, don't tell anyone
You should message me if
- you have a great sense of humor
- you want to eat chocolate chip cookies & homemade ice cream
- you enjoy good food & like to cook (or want to learn
- you like adventures & exploring new places
- you're not a serial killer or looking to harvest my organs (not
making that mistake again!)
- you want to go for a bike ride - not necessarily at 3am
- you want to tell me a joke
- you think we'd get along