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blunderball

31 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm an LA native & wouldn't have it any other way. I enjoy laughing & making people laugh. Looking to meet some new people, discover some new drinking spots & have fun, wherever that may lead. Feel free to ask me anything!
What I’m doing with my life
Eating, breathing, living...and being really bad at filling out information about myself.

I do sales & marketing for several small batch artisanal whiskey & gin producers. I work a lot, but I really enjoy it.

Sometimes I borrow my neighbors bicycle & go on random late night rides. LA is amazingly quiet at 3am...

Update: I just acquired my own bike. I think my neighbor might be more excited than I am about this. Don't be fooled - I'm pretty excited. Wanna go for a ride?
I’m really good at
Cooking, joking around, making people laugh, kissing, drinking whiskey, self deprecating humor, chocolate chip cookies.

I used to be pretty good at tennis, but haven't played in a few months. Wanna play?
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea, but I'd love to know what the first thing you notice(d) about me is
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read nearly as much as I probably should. I like pretty much all music, unless its super heavy screamo metal or electronic junk that sounds exactly the same across the whole album/set (I do enjoy some electronic music, just not douchebag club crap). My iPod could DJ 15 different radio stations.

I prefer movies & shows that make you think and/or laugh real hard. In no particular order, just to name a few: 40yr Old Virgin, Anchorman, Breaking Bad, Workaholics, Parks & Recreation, 30 Rock, The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, The Walking Dead, Super Troopers, Wet Hot American Summer, Pans Labyrinth, Daybreakers, The Gods Must Be Crazy, Chariots of the Gods, the whole super hero/comic book movie scene that's going on right now, awesome nature documentaries...the list goes on & on
The six things I could never do without
Seafood, hot sauce, ice cream, a guitar, good whiskey, eyeglasses, laughter, the beach, my friends, breaking rules
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to survive & live out the inevitable zombie apocalypse... and what I'm going to make for dinner
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing I do every night - try to take over the world!

When I'm done with that, I'm likely working, having a relaxing evening in with Netflix or out on an adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hated the song "Call Me Maybe" when I first heard it, but its kinda grown on me...shh, don't tell anyone
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
- you have a great sense of humor
- you want to eat chocolate chip cookies & homemade ice cream with me
- you enjoy good food & like to cook (or want to learn how)
- you like adventures & exploring new places
- you ski or snowboard, or you're interested in learning
- you're not a serial killer or looking to harvest my organs (not making that mistake again!)
- you want to go for a bike ride - not necessarily at 3am
- you want to tell me a joke
- you think we'd get along