I see life as a hilarious comedy that you have to take seriously. Kind of like The Big Lebowski.
I love trying to be creative, and I suck at it. (Except possibly for writing, I am a magician of words.)
I am extremely slow to anger and quick to forgive. I do not let people walk all over me.
I try to help people who ask for help, calm in the sometimes knowledge, sometimes just faith that absolutely everything is exactly as it should be.
I try not to take reality too literally. I want to emphasize this.
If I was on Friends, I'd be Phoebe.
I don't really believe in anything that is not paradoxical. Through logical reasoning, I have observed that logic is not reasonable.