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bluth_bananas

29 Brooklyn, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Italian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I LOVE to travel (13 countries and 24 states down!). It's such a big world, and I want to see it all; there is literally nowhere I won't go. If I stumble upon "The Wizard of Oz" or "The Godfather" while watching TV, I am physically incapable of changing the channel. I know every word to "Lydia the Tattooed Lady." I find the smells of garlic and fresh basil intoxicating. Baseball was my first love - I'm a Yankees fan, but I can agree to disagree. I'm that person who says "bless you" to strangers when they sneeze and wishes a happy birthday to almost all of her Facebook friends - it takes 5 seconds and brings a smile to someone's face, so why not? George is my favorite Beatle. If I could have any superpower, it would be the ability to execute the Zack Morris "time out." I'm the only girl I know whose poison of choice is bourbon. (Seriously, it's what I order most frequently in bars.) And finally, I am convinced that the Muppets make life just a little bit better.
What I’m doing with my life
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I earn my coins as a TV producer. Outside of that, I like just walking around town, people-watching, catching a show, and hunting for the perfect glass of red.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Donkey Kong Country, spouting off random movie quotes or trivia, remembering birthdays, and baking. I also make my own limoncello.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm generally in a good mood. Could be why people on the street ask me for directions pretty often...?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Tess of the D'Urbervilles, The Princess Bride, The Great Gatsby, Pride and Prejudice, Matilda, anything by the good Doctor HST.

Movies: It Happened One Night, Mary Poppins, Pulp Fiction, The Sting, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Some Like It Hot, The Nightmare Before Christmas, anything from the Mel Brooks canon.

TV: Arrested Development (obviously), Curb, Freaks and Geeks, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, Bob's Burgers, Louie, Archer, Monty Python's Flying Circus, House of Cards, It's Always Sunny, The League.

Music: The Beatles, Queen, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Johnny Cash, The Who, the piano coda from "Layla," Ella Fitzgerald, Edith Piaf, and I'm a sucker for a good waltz.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family and friends (so much more than a "thing," but I'd be lost without them)
2. Maps
3. Sunshine
4. Online banking
5. My bed - You know that feeling when it's cold in your room and you want to just snuggle under your warm blankets? I love that.
6. Homemade marinara
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...how to knit a certain hat/scarf someone is wearing as I pass them on the street.

...why so many guys' usernames end in "-asaurus." Sure, dinosaurs are very cool, but is that a thing now?

...whether I'd actually give up my pinky toe to be able to play guitar as well as Django Reinhardt. I'm on the fence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
grabbing drinks with my friends, catching up and sharing laughs. Then again, I'm also just as likely to be curled up on the couch watching a Hitchcock movie with a glass of bourbon or red wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Also, this isn't really embarrassing (at least, I'm not embarrassed by it) but it's something most might not admit, but I listen to the Cab Calloway radio station on iTunes when I cook dinner every night.
You should message me if
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..."To my big brother George, the richest man in town" puts a lump in your throat. (Or you can at least identify what it's from. If you can and it doesn't choke you up even slightly, you are a robot.)

...you are ok with the fact that I eat meat -- if you're vegetarian/vegan, I completely respect that; just understand that I'm a proud omnivore who won't be changing any time soon.

...you are as comfortable at the theatre as you are at a ballgame or a dive bar.

At the end of the day, I'm really just looking for someone with whom to walk by the ocean and harmonize "Tonight You Belong to Me." I'll bring the ukulele.

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