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  • Ages 18-45
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Last online
Yesterday – 6:23pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dangerously regular. I was normcore before normcore was a thing.


According to one personality summary: "When it comes to romantic relationships with ISTPs, it's a bit like nailing jello to a tree."

So yeah... sorry about that.
What I’m doing with my life
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I dabble in things. I do well, but nothing has really stuck long term. It turns out that I don't really give an "F" about normal careers. I'm educated in a field I've never worked in. I worked for the military at a fairly high level but retired, largely out of boredom, partially out of disgust. I've started businesses and recently ventured into real estate investment. I live a simple life, not because I have to anymore but because the alternative seems silly.

The older I get, the more counter-culture I become. We can make the world anything we want it to be, and sometimes I look around and think, "This is what we've chosen? WTF?!" We can do better! I want to make my life more beautiful, more natural, more meaningful, more sustainable. I want to be healthier, more knowledgeable, more cultured, more peaceful. I'm weak; I fail. But these are things I think about. I feel like there's still something more out there for me... like I haven't quite found my purpose. I'd call it directionless ambition. Or ambitious directionlessness.

I feel like hitting the road again. I want more epic trips and maybe a temporary move overseas or out-of-state in the next few years. I'm currently researching the purchase of an ocean-going sailing catamaran. Or maybe overlanding in South America. But, I also think about the opposite: putting down some serious roots. Maybe building a homestead or farm based on permaculture principles. Getting closer to nature in my daily life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Critical thinking. Playing by my own rules. Over-thinking. Wistful idealism. Unfinished projects. Sleeping in. Exploring.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I'm quiet. (Yet I'll stay up all night talking to friends. But if you're not compelling, you might think I'm mute.) Or, maybe it's just the shaved head...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Things I like... home improvement, fitness, nutrition, golf, Ayn Rand, Gattaca, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Dexter, V for Vendetta, Top Gear, pizza, rock, pop (music and soda), chicken enchiladas, lasagna, vodka and soda, German cars, German Shepherds, Dutch Shepherds, flip-flops, backpacking, camping, bonfires, Kalalau Beach, offroading, racquetball, laying on the beach, people watching, sleep, road trips, cuddling, salt and vinegar, hot showers, saunas, rural life, big cities, sustainable architecture, energy independence, astronomy, libertarianism, wrenching on cars, weapons, Tom Collins, hot tubs, loud music, mellow people, mellow dogs, marshmallows (roasted), minimalism...

Things I don't like... welfare, pit bulls, rude people, cold, British electronics, big government, big banks, excuses, medical science, pollution, communism, consumerism, corporatism, wastefulness, coffee, traffic, 40 hour workweeks, god-myths, money, cubicles, polyunsaturated fatty acids, fluoride, online dating...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog. Pizza. Travel. Warm weather. Goals. Nature.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
business, sustainability, guys, money, politics, cars, design, particle physics, adventure, conspiracy, utopia, world domination, and my next five year plan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
staying at home with my dog and Netflix or hanging out with friends... having a couple drinks, watching movies, occasionally hitting a bar, or sitting around a bonfire. I don't have a real schedule, so "weekends" aren't a mad rush to entertain myself anymore.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I may still have a crush on Danny from Real World New Orleans.
You should message me if
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you can repair a diesel Mercedes on the side of the road in a foreign country using bailing wire, duct tape, and wit.