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29 Minneapolis, MN Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 28
4' 9" (1.45m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
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My most important personal tenet - always stop for lemonade stands. If you ask kids what they plan to do with their money, 99% of the time the answer is "Um. Save it."

I find it alternately amusing/infuriating that "active" and "laid back" are used synonymously on this site.

I think the most important objective in life is how we treat each other. This encompasses not only The Golden Rule but also using common sense and being aware of how your actions directly and indirectly affect others - never make anyone else's job harder. The second most important objective in life should be how we treat the Earth. I don’t think perceived futility should be an excuse for inaction.

I am too lazy to take sexy selfies specifically for this site. Here is a near perfect representation of my body type -

I absolutely hate online dating* I am extremely extroverted - (by true definition of the word, not the talk-your-ear off/get in your biz-naaaz/other over-the-top traits some people don't care for) I gain my energy from being around other people. This site does nothing for me. I would much rather meet people in person, but alas, no man will ever ask me to the cinema after "accidentally" brushing my hand while we reach for the same potato in the produce section. So here we are again.

*FYI: If we agree to go out, make plans/exchange numbers, then you subsequently DELETE your profile - you have attained jerk-status. Lose interest? I get it. Change your mind? Fine. Find somebody else? Go for it. Just let me know!!!!! One sentence will do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a self-employed horticulturalist. Horticulture and botany are not the same. Being self-employed is both wonderful and terrible. This is not the end goal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Choosing/making gifts for people. Paying attention. Eavesdropping. Remembering. Procrastinating. Baking. Experimenting with baking. Failing at experimenting with baking. Getting mad when my baking experiments fail.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am very short.

In case you were wondering, I am not a "little person" (aka dwarf) - just a short girl by normal genetics.

I am always confused/amused when people ask me "So, what's it like to be short? What challenges have you faced?" - as if I am handicapped or the world is completely different from my point of view. Well, actually the world is a little different from my point of view, but this is my normal body and I'm used to it. I don't feel small until I hug a tall friend, or need to climb Mt. Grocerystoreshelf to reach the delicious summit of Reese's Puffs.

If a genie popped up and offered me an extra 6 inches, I wouldn't turn him down (that's what she said) but I generally like myself and don't have a problem with my height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hamilton Leithauser, Brandi Carlile, Mason Jennings, Fleet Foxes, Talking Heads, (David Byrne is a god) David Bowie, Cat Power, Chromeo, Wax Tailor, Cake, Beastie Boys, Tenacious D, Beck, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes, Incredible Bongo Band, Jose Gonzalez, Old Crow Medicine Show, Patsy Cline, Ray LaMontagne, Django Django, ZZ Top, alt j
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Flat pillow
- Felco pruners - Corona can suck it
- Wide-brimmed hat
- Stretching
- Bobby pins
- Nalgene
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Father John Misty
- Mortality
- Youth
- The West
- The Far West (Australia)
- What steps I can take to stop being so methodical
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to keep my energy up after the work week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am very honest, but I only admit private things if you ask me about them. If you don't have the "howboutyou?" gene, we are not a good match. *This is extremely important. My first instinct is to ask about you, not talk about myself. If you are the inverse we won't go very far.
You should message me if
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Must Haves

1. You are an *excellent* conversationalist.

2. You treat everyone you meet with not only respect, but kindness, appreciation, and interest.

3. You are funny. You make other people laugh, you make yourself laugh.

4. You "believe" in dinosaurs. You recycle. Your life's ultimate focus is not your religion/you are not militantly or obstinately atheist - you don't devote your life to the belief that you are right. You don't think being gay means being wrong.

5. You agree that humans have an impact on our global climate. And more importantly, that it is our responsibility to be doing something about it.

6. You are not addicted to social media. You do not need to post everything that happens to you to make your life legitimate, real, or special.

Bonus Points / I have a "type" and I am not afraid to admit it

- You are an outdoors-hiker-backpacker-adventurer
- You are "handy" - the woodworking-building-painting-fixing-creating-making-do it yourself type
- You can be described as a "mountain man"
- You are a musician
- You are an artist
- You enjoy cooking/cooking for other people
- You can teach me something new
- You give a good massage
- You have facial hair