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bmelts

23 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), C++ (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Music and cocktails and trips to IKEA
Fried eggs on burgers and La Taqueria
Catching them all and new text message dings
These are a few of my favorite things


By day I work for a tech company you've probably heard of, by night I also work for a tech company you've probably heard of because engineers work dumb hours. I play the piano, and have since I was 4. I have perfect pitch, but I can't sing. I watch baseball and football, but don't play them. I program various game-related projects in my copious spare time. I can't draw to save my life. I'm a pacifist. I like piña coladas, but getting caught in the rain I could take or leave.

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What I’m doing with my life
Currently: I make cool stuff for your iPhone and/or iPad in San Francisco.

Long-term: Hell if I know.
I’m really good at
playing the piano, programming computers, video games (except first-person shooters), making unconscionably bad puns
The first things people usually notice about me
I always pronounce the 'L' in "both".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll consume pretty much anything and everything. That goes double for food.

Movies: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, The Iron Giant, WALL•E, Major League, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, The Dark Knight, Reservoir Dogs, Doctor Strangelove, My Neighbor Totoro...

The Rest: Forthcoming.
The six things I could never do without
A comfortable sweater, music, people to groan at my sense of humor, the guy jamming the fuck out on his iPad near Montgomery BART, the sensation of being surrounded by nature under the night sky, and 2 AM burritos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I should eat next. I'm hungry a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
3 gin-and-tonics deep with my friends at my favorite neighborhood bar. (They're $4! $3 during happy hour! It'd be crazy not to at those prices!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Until recently, I had a bald spot in my beard, which is (one reason) why I didn't grow one.

Seriously, who goes bald in their beard?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
every time you see someone use the wrong "its", you die a little inside.