Single and now accepting applications!

~~~Also available in sober!~~~

Enjoying it and having fun!
Finance dilettante; venture enthusiast and collaborator.
Working out, international travel, nerding out with books.

Procrastinating, sleeping in, hypochondria (self-diagnosed of course), missing many pop culture references.
On the plus side- I am highly reliable, say as I mean, and do as I say.

I am very friendly and almost always in a good mood. I am an eternal optimist, even in the worst of times.

Woody Allen, Murakami, 30 Rock, The Onion.

Protractor, chia pet, abacus, glasses with plastic nose and mustache, miniature cocktail umbrella with mini sword, trusty steed.

Epistemology, the rise of China, breasts.

Having a drink with friends and admirers.

I often think dirty thoughts during very important business meetings.

You want to talk to me.
You're down for a cocktail.
You can keep up.

I'm not at all judgemental, but I am attracted to those who are: fit, non-religious, well-spoken, well-traveled, open-minded, polite, honest and totally awesome. Bonus points for creative and artistic types.
In general, I am impressed by accomplishment, perseverance, overcoming adversity, etc. Money and symbols of success are nice and all, but they aren't impressive by themselves.

(Flakes, those with bad breath, and social conservatives need not apply. And I shouldn't have to write this, but apparently it's necessary: you need to look like your recent photos and please don't be batshit crazy.)