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33 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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~~~Also available in sober~~~
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finance dilettante; venture enthusiast and collaborator.
Working out, international travel, reading- especially about foreign policy/ international affairs. I like science, intellectual inquiry, staying fit and healthy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating, sleeping in, hypochondria (self-diagnosed), missing many pop culture references.
On the plus side- I am highly reliable, say as I mean, and do as I say.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am very friendly and almost always in a good mood. I am an eternal optimist, even in the worst of times. I always try to smile at people's dogs and pet their babies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Woody Allen, Murakami, 30 Rock, The Onion. Recently, Game of Thrones and House of Cards, Veep (if you are Julia Louis-Dreyfus, message me right away).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Protractor, chia pet, abacus, glasses with plastic nose and mustache, miniature cocktail umbrella with mini sword, trusty steed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Epistemology, the rise of China, breasts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a drink with friends and admirers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I often think dirty thoughts during important business meetings.
Taco Bell has a certain je ne sais quoi that I sometimes cannot avoid.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to talk to me.
You're down for a cocktail.
You can keep up.

I'm not at all judgemental, but I am attracted to those who are: fit, non-religious, well-traveled, open-minded, polite, honest and totally awesome. Bonus points for creative and artistic types.
In general, I am impressed by accomplishment, perseverance, overcoming adversity, etc. Money and symbols of success are nice and all, but they aren't impressive by themselves.

(Flakes, those with poor hygiene, and social conservatives need not apply. And I shouldn't have to write this, but apparently it's necessary: you need to look like your recent photos and please don't be batshit crazy.)