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57 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Mar 8
- 6′ 2″ (1.88m)
- Body Type
- Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
- Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Type
- Has kids, but doesn’t want more
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
I think I'm pretty good at sizing up people in short order, making people feel at ease (unless of course my evil twin emerges and I want to toy with them), thinking on my feet, telling a joke, and knowing when to get outta Dodge. I've always felt good about the fact that I can hang with Ivy Leaguers or Rednecks and can still get along and have something to offer.
I'm not sure what they notice first but I am constantly reminded of the Groucho Marx quote "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member"
eclectic music tastes, Italian, Asian food, SU basketball. I have seen far too little live music in the last 25 years and would like to change that (need an attractive companion to get past the bouncers). Always wanted to learn to dance (need a partner).I have traveled extensively in my off season and am not finished(need someone to carry the luggage and distract security). Italy is probably in first place (as Letterman once said "can't take a bad picture, can't get a bad meal"). Tied for second Great Britain, The Netherlands, Greece, and Costa Rica. My worst trips were Morocco and a Carnival Cruise. Saw "Cats" once... one time too many.
(I so wanted to make some crack about weekend work release, a monitoring devise on my ankle and having to be back at the county lock up by 8am Monday)
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 45–56
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
PS, I have read several times on this site the request "Don't send me any pictures of (your Junk), (penises), (other lewd photos)". May I take this time to apologize for the collective rudeness of my gender, I am truly embarrassed and sorry. Never underestimate the baseness of a male in heat.
For those of you who enjoy such antics from strangers, please hit "next profile" now.
PSS, I have had 3 great dogs in my life and a couple of cats that were worth the effort also. And I might add that I generally enjoy the wonders of the animal kingdom as much as the next cowboy.
However, I joined this site to meet a special kind of woman, not audition pets. While not as offensive as body parts, please restrain yourself when sending photos of your pets.
While most of this profile is as accurate as possible, I admit that some of it was composed with my tongue firmly planted in my cheek. I'm having fun, lets hope you are also.
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