ok well seriously now, why so serious when you can find a reason to laugh? :D
Let's see...what's there to say about me? first comes first, since this is okcupid, I will not go asking for a relationship just from reading about someone's profile summary. i would much rather find a friend as a texting buddy or email penpal first, then maybe we'll meet for activities, and we'll see where it goes from there. i guess you can say that i am not an easily trusting person, but i dont see the harm in not trusting someone after 5min of reading what they wrote.
sense of humor is extremely important in my opinion (would use imo but i know it vexes some of u grammar nazis XD), but i think my personal pick goes to the geeky kind of humor hehehe..."so an electron walks into a bar and tries to order a drink. the bar tender refuses to serve him, and said 'no charge!'" XDDD
now here comes the part that scares most people away: a census taker once tried to test me. i ate his liver with some fava beans and some nice chianti *ssssssssssss* no just kidding XD. but ok i really love good movies, especially horror films and sci-fi classics. the way i watch horror films is that i see it at 12 midnight with all lights off and using headphones, this way so i can get the full kick out of it. besides movies my past addiction was video games. i remember back in high school long ago i had my own starcraft clan and hosted "mandatory practice sessions" each day after class XD. currently i dont have much time anymore but i still play diablo 3 and starcraft 2 on my free time.
on the other side of the spectrum, im a very outdoorsy guy. i LOOOOOVE hiking and kayaking. recently i went to main, and in 3 days i hiked 3 mountains, cliff hiked 13 miles, and went kayaking for 6 hours straight. best vacation ever!! i also go fishing at least twice a month, and really want to take up camping, cross-country hiking, and hunting.