I'm in an open relationship. Therefore, if you're looking for a monogamous partner, or even if you're poly and looking for a primary partner, then I am not the droid you're looking for. If, by contrast, you wouldn't mind making a new friend, and especially if your concept of friendship includes cuddling and/or sex (this is a bonus, not a requirement), then let's continue!
I'm a grownup, but the kind who uses words like "grownup."
Many women's profiles speak disparagingly of shirtless mirror pictures. On the basis of this overwhelming feedback, I have elected to bring down the mirror shot that showed me flexing like an Egyptian with my chest hair shaved into the shape of a heart and the words JESUS IS MY PIMP tattooed proudly upon my rippling abdomen. Your loss, ladies.
People keep asking if anyone has ever told me I'm ridiculous.
I know that when you look at a guy's profile the premier question on your mind is, "What's the largest sum of money this man has ever won in a chess tournament?" Unlike every other male whose profile you have viewed today, I am unafraid to provide this information: it was $433.33 at the 54th Annual Ohio Chess Congress, in 1998.
Finally, I own three different board games about sixteenth-century Portuguese spice merchants.