Where/Who are you ?

How many organs could you take away from someone before they become just a pile of organs ?

Is there a Universal Collective Consciousness that can be tapped into to gain knowledge ?

Answers - 1) 42
2)Yes, the internet shall evolve/has evolved (depending on your
views on space/time.

I'm interested in lots of things which is great unless, like me, you have the attention span of a really forgetful thing.

I listen to rock, metal, hip hop and everything related. Skinnyman, Eyedea, Klashnekoff are good lyricists or "rappers" lol wrappers :p

As for rock music, I like a lot of the old shit from the 70's and 80's, no albums or anything, just individual songs (Stairway to Heaven, All along the Watchtower, House of the rising sun,etc) and I'm starting to realize the genius of Thom Yorke (Radiohead).

Its funny, whenever I write one of these things, I'm always thinking, "well you don't REALLY listen to that band, but you do like that ONE song."

I am observing, shy, and comedic

"A left burger king cos a was fed up of doin dishes,
got a job in a car wash, after a 9 hour shift a was left feelin vicious."

Kept that line cos it describes how I now feel after a 7 hour shift in my current job, I should change it so its relevant to now - " I left the cafe cos all I wanted to do was dishes, kept me away from the foul smelling, vomit inducing fishcakes". More like foul poetic skills :(

I like the fact that this is considered MY life. Sure, but I need to spend THEIR money, buy THEIR things, read THEIR books (if I did read books, what is this the Victorian Era ? We have pc's now !), watch THEIR movies,etc. Basically its MY life as long as I don't step out of line :D

Is being lazy a skill ? Maybe if you describe it as "great paper-weight" or "holds rugs in place perfectly" it may be. I can feed myself, but I suppose so can the homeless man who finds half eaten sandwiches in the bin outside Gregg's. I can work my oven,deep fat fryer,microwave(if I left it out you'd assume I couldn't),toaster (again,assumptions eased),etc.

I'm also really good at pretending I'm clever online. Not clever like I can quote the works of Rembrandt. lol I'm sure Rembrandt is an artist i.e Painter :p I like making jokes as laughter is almost as great as sneezing. If there was some sort of word or phrase that provokes sneezing, I'd harness that shit in an instant.

Probably my curly-ish hair peering out from under my hat, lol. Not my "hip hop-skater" style (which is declining amongst the yoot' of tha day), not my conversation topics, not my swearing, perhaps its my "one leg longer than the other" swagger (lol), my very expressive forehead (do we all have one ?).

My constant use of street slang for example nah'a'mean (Know what I mean), n'awratshit (and all that shit), fucking (yes, I may say fucking then leave a few second pause, dunno why), mate "nah'a'mean mate, fucking....... n'awratshit" lol

I could say I love the BIBLE, but I just read it to see how Christians are unlike Christ. Movies include The Passion of The Christ, The Mist, Dawn of the Dead (original), Wall-E, Hellboy 1 & 2, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, The Dark Knight (for the Joker bits lol), Diary of The Dead, REC, Drunken Master. I love stand up comedy (who doesn't ?), here are a few I recommend - Frankie Boyle, Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, Kat Williams, Ricky Gervais, Dara O'Briain, Michael McIntyre, Jimmy Carr, Mitch Hedberg and of course the legendary Lee Evans.

I won't lie, I could never do without money unless I grew my own herb, I do not know if I could do without my family, I am seeing less and less of my friends now, still love them man, but I hope this situation changes.

I could NEVER EVER do without at least 1 joint a day, gives me the energy (lol) to just sit and think about life,death,the universe,everything.

Where I will end up. Will I be a fortysomething happily married man with a beautiful wife,kids,home,car ? Will I be a fortysomething loner with only my dog for company ? The latter isn't humorous as there are very many men like this in my home town.

I wonder what people are thinking, and feeling. I only see through my eyes, not yours. Just as you cannot see as I see. Are we all just selfish bastards hoping to gain more "shit" in life than the next man ?

Were holy books written for the purpose of enslaving, enlightening or reassuring ? enslaving by making us sheep, enlightening by letting us know of the Metaphysical (?)or reassuring us (lying to us about an afterlife/soul). OR is it what we may become if we unite all the peoples of the planet, we can become godlike ?

Working 1:30am-6:30am before which I sleep for 4-7 hours, after which I sit around playing my xbox or go online and read "stuff"

I have a short attention span.

I have shaved my pubic hair out of curiosity.

UPDATE 21/6/08: I was curious as to if it did make your penis look larger (it does, but it gets itchy when the hair regrowing).

Nothing I would like to admit to at the moment. Nothing worth mentioning.

UPDATE 2009: I hate that I am becoming more and more like my brother everyday. Even with my uniqueness (read:normalness), loose grasp on reality, and huge dong (lol).