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36 Fenton, MI Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Mar 16
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Less than $20,000
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I really don't think anyone reads these things, they just look at the photos and go from there. Am I right or what? But just in case, here we go. Right now I work for CLS, and I take care of a high functioning mentally challenged adult. Witch is weird because I feel that I am a high functioning mentally challenged adult. I'm also looking to buy a house for me and my daughter, living with my mom totally sucks! Now if you still want to get to know me go ahead and drop me a message.......What?....Oh, you want to know more about me first. Well OK, I'm a big guy. I like to eat, love new and exotic foods, spicy is good and using chop sticks for everything make me happy. I like going to the movies, but not alone. Art, and live music at a small bar and small chubby pugs are also cool. Sports, I like to watch Boxing, Hockey,and whatever home team bandwagon I can hop on when they're winning. Video games, I think I might be addicted. I've been thinking about doing some online live streams of my gaming, because I'm not a big enough dork yet. I solemnly swear not to play video games when we're alone together, unless you want to play with me.
People like me. I don't know why, I think I'm a nerd.
Oh, and one more thing. I'm SUPER shy, but that's just at first. Once we get to know each other I'm sure you'll think I'm the cats pajamas.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.


I'm trying to get hired as a paramedic right now. So far, No luck. Once I'm a medic and making a little more cash I'd like to buy a house, maybe near or on a lake.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making an ass out of myself......and cooking!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think people do notice me. They might see me but I don't think they really notice anything about me. Or maybe they just see a large bald man. IDK?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Moulin Rouge!, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Shining, The Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, Lost Boys, Spirited Away, Seven, 12 Monkeys, Army of Darkness, The Breakfast Club, Serenity, Momento, Pump Up the Volume,Taxi Driver,Rocky 1-4,
Raiders of the Lost Ark, Dr. Strangelove,Choke, secret of Nimh,
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension, The Evil Dead, Shaun of the Dead, 5th Element, Evil Dead II, Day of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, 16 candles, 300, Coraline, SLC Punk, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ghost Busters, The Rocky Horror Pitcher Show,
The Doom Generation, the last dragon, Dark City, The Dark Crystal, City Of Lost Children, The Maltese Falcon, The Sixth Sense, Blade Runner, Leon The Professional, Tron, Raising Arizona, porn, The Jerk, Logans run, big trouble in little china, more porn, the raid, north by northwest, Hellboy, full metal jacket, the jacket, billy Madison, happy Gilmoore, the transporter, trainspotting, battle royal (witch is so much better than Hunger Games), Godzilla, Bruce Lee movies, Zero Effect, Howl's Moving Castle, the 1st harry potter, and about a billion more movies. I really like movie's!

Books: I read a lot of Dean Koontz. I used to read comics as a kid, but it just got to damn expensive to keep up with all the issues. I also read the Hobbit and the LOTR long before the movies came out, so yah, that makes me a super cool!

music: mostly punk,classic rock, and rockabilly.
PLEASE NO YOUNG COUNTRY, old country is acceptable.
Plus, I gangster rap in the shower...Poorly...BITCH!

TV: Cowboy Bebop, the walking dead, Psych, Naruto, Dexter, Lost girl, MST3K, Big Bang Theory, Helix, The Vampire Diaries, Adventure time, Supernatural, Futurama, Doctor Who, True blood, NOVA, Sons of Anarchy, Legit, Get Smart, Wilfred, South Park, The Strain, Under the Dome, Person of Interest, and DBZ, REALITY TV IS SHIT
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My little girl. Sometimes I don't get to see her for weeks and that breaks my heart.

2. my pug - His name is Muggs. He's getting so old now, I'm gonna have to put him down soon. I really don't know what the ramifications of this will be for me.

3. chines buffets, there is this one place on Five mile and Middlebelt, its pretty good, hit me up if you're going there, its the bees knees!

4. fallout 3 or maybe portal, I'm leaning towards Portal because the Weighted Companion Cube is my new best friend.

5. punk rock - Old school punker 4 life right here! Blink 182 fans get kicked in the face!

6. art - you know? Like paintings and shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about Girls, Art, old cars, music, ninjas, aliens, time travel, Big foot (both the monster truck and the monster), food, getting in shape, getting a house, EMS stuff, space, family, money and how I can get more of it for doing less, girls, and my pug, Muggs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I gotta work Fridays. What are you doing on a Wednesday night is a better question....Looking for trouble! You've found it!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I am God's lonely man."

Also, I have an unreasonable hatred for Disney. I don't know why? I suspect it might have something to do with the fact that they tell us in every one of their films, that if you're good, sweet, and always do the right things, then you'll find happiness and true love. But that just isn't true in real life, if you're beautiful, the world is yours, if not, you're a monster, and I guess that makes me the villain in my own story.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Because "Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual."


If you're lonely and you're into large, bald, bearded men with a nose ring. Also if you like sushi.

Also I must admit to having a bit of an oral fixation, so if you're not into that ladies, you might not want to date me.

If you have any questions please message me.