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bobbytables

41 / M / straight / Available

Elk Grove, California

The Skinny

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
—
Kids
Has children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am dorky, sympathetic, and self-sustaining.

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My Self-Summary

I didn't like my previous user name, so I killed it. You might have seen my old profile, and that's okay. I'm not trying to pull one over on anyone.

I'm a creative, open minded guy living in the hell that is Elk Grove. Sure, it's better than East LA, but that's not saying much. I like to cook, play games, play music, do art, aikido, socialize, hang out on Facebook, and meet new open minded people.

I'm quite the on the liberal side of the spectrum. I'm also not religious, but I suppose I identify with a more Humanist agenda.

I believe one should have their cake and eat it too.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm trying to live as true as I can to my morals and values. How does one live sustainably in the suburbs? How does one show support for issues such as health care, anti-patriot act, free software, and the like while still taking care of a full time job and family?

I’m really good at

being attacked by this baby kitteh.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm honest, smart, genuine, and creative, and quite funny.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Anything by David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut, New Riders Press, Brian Lumley, and Dan Savage. Yeah, and Christopher Moore is good too.
I listen to just about everything with the exception of Country and Opera. Just couldn't get into it. I play blues and rock. I download everything. Why, just today found me downloading Government Mule and Jonathan Richman. Jonathan makes me happy.

I enjoy ethnic foods; Indian, Ethiopian, Moroccan; you name it. Mmm.

The six things I could never do without

Intelligence.
Sarcasm and dry humor.
The Interwebs.
My bass.
My family.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How to make my world a better place. It's up to you to make your own world better, but I can certainly offer suggestions.

Why my asperger's son doesn't understand my sarcasm.

On a typical Friday night I am

Either playing with the band, or being attacked by my baby kitteh. Or, yeah, I admit it, playing Horde.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I don't like the Pixies.

You should message me if

You can like the Pixies, just don't expect me to sing along. Message me if you want a friend, a playmate, a video or board game player, a unix admin, someone to play frisbee with, or aikido!

Go ahead; message. I dare you.

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