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46 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The majority of people on OKC write the same things in their profiles. We are all "smart, funny and love to travel". Everyone is "open minded" and "fun". "I love my family and friends" is another big one. The ability "to be equally comfortable at a fancy dinner as I am at a dive bar" is one possessed by a vast majority of OKC humanity.

So, how does one stand out from the crowd?

While I would love to read this, I don't think it would be very effective:
"Hey, thanks for checking me out! First off, I'm not very bright. I'm very superficial and don't have much to talk about. My sense of humor consists of having memorized some Adam Sandler movie lines. I have no intellectual curiosity and I'm not a very strong reader. I'm actually kind of a douche. My head is so far up my ass that my body is a hat. Oh, I'm also a huge racist and my favorite country is Baltimore. So hit me up, girl!"

Also, way too many pictures of peoples pets. I mean, I like pets, but seeing a picture of your sleeping dog doesn't really tell me much about you.

A quick interlude for some fast facts and random thoughts:
I'm working my ass off on this profile, so when women check it out and no one responds, I'm going to start thinking my pictures are awful. They are from my June trip to Brazil so they are accurate. I'm reasonably attractive and I'm fantastic in person which is what is going to matter in the long run anyway.
I'm working on a project that takes me to Turkey (the country, not the sandwich) with some regularity and I can't wait to start to explore that part of the world. I mostly mentioned this so I could do the sandwich joke above.
I think that Robert DeNiro's performance in Raging Bull is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen.
I don't ever want to stop learning, reading, growing.
I'm both an excellent public speaker and weirdly good at foosball. I have no idea how to combine these two talents.

My personality tab on OKC says that I am way off the charts on "More Arrogant". I think this would bother me if I wasn't so fucking awesome. (A lot of these are jokes, people).

Random words I think are funny:
Hucklebuck. Dongle. Fissure. Winch. Lupus. Penal System.

Names that are fun to shout in public as though you are looking for someone who doesn't actually exist:
Fabian, Andre, Coco, Larry.

Stuff I love:
Making people laugh.
Reading books about travel, history or interesting people.
Learning. Experience. Trying something new.

Stuff I want to do:
Buy a beach house in Central America. Own a flat in London. Split my time between Chicago and those two places and then use them as jumping off points to go everywhere.
Drink rum, take long rambling walks, afternoon naps, read the paper, and work about 20 hours a week doing something I love (investing in startups, mentoring startups, growing companies).
Become reasonably adept at speaking a foreign language.

Pet peeve: Loud, drunk people who yell stupid things at sporting events. You know, the guy who is sitting thousands of feet from the field but still yells at the players. Pardon me sir, can I get you a cup of shut the fuck up?

Oh, add the word "peeve" to the list of words I think are funny.

If you got down this far, well, thanks for reading.

If you found this amusing, different, interesting, annoying, trite, dopey, funny then send me a note. This online stuff blows bad enough without people missing opportunities to connect.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to learn everything I can.
Trying to go everywhere I can.
Trying to be a great dad, friend, partner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
telling good stories.
public speaking.
making people laugh.
reading maps.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically: the color of my hair.
Personally: I'm funny and outgoing.
Metaphysically: My soul sorta has a blue tint to it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love history, travel and biographies. (A few: Dark Star Safari, Blood of Brothers, The Sack of Panama)
I like smaller, indie type films more than the big blockbusters. (A few: Matchstick Men, Owning Mahoney, Midnight in Paris)
I love all kinds of food, in particular sushi and Indian, but there isn't anything I don't like or won't try.
I like alternative music (The Hold Steady, The Clash, Frank Turner, Tragically Hip)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son (he's almost 9 and amazing).
Having goals and a plan
My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either hanging out with my son or doing something. Don't really have a typical any night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the outside top of my left foot, in a half moon shape, has been totally numb for about two years. Weird!
You should message me if
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Intellectual stuff that is a great match for me: Smart and Sexy. Someone who has life figured out personally and professionally and has a plan and goals. Someone who laughs easily and often. Someone flirty and affectionate and sensual.

Physical stuff that is a great match for me: I tend to be attracted to women who are more slender/thin/average in build. I love nice teeth and great legs. It would also be nice if you kept your car reasonably clean.

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