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57 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35-55
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:52pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
They say that if you're over 40 and haven't been married that something's wrong with you. They're probably right. I'm naturally funny, except when I don't like someone, in which case I'm unfailingly polite. I feel that the true future of dating will be two people walking past each other on a sidewalk and being intercepted at the other end by a consultant to ask them what they thought. Optimistic despite evidence to the contrary.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to enjoy it as much as possible as it dribbles away.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing comedy, discussing movies, avoiding my family, impromptu road trips, making oatmeal.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It used to be my dog. She died a year ago, so people would REALLY notice it if I still had her.

So now, people probably notice my nose, and that I'm smart and impatient. Also, that I look younger than my age, because I use a good high-SPF moisturizer and still have my hair. Of course, in dating years, I'm 130.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Catcher In The Rye, Scoop, Born Standing Up, The Sun Also Rises, John Barleycorn, The Hound of the Baskervilles, Thank You for Smoking, P. G. Wodehouse, Life of Johnson, Travels with Charley, Ian Fleming, A Stupid and Futile Gesture, To Kill a Mockingbird, A Confederacy of Dunces, Charles Bukowski, A Clockwork Orange, High Fidelity, S. J. Perelman, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Movies: "You were born to be murdered." "What's the secret, Max?" "I Hate Illinois Nazis." "I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen." "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." "That's how Houdini died, you know."

TV Shows: "Let's Play Hardball," "Just one more thing," "This myth, busted," "How'd you like to yell at the moon with Buzz Aldrin?" "It's a crisp, autumnal afternoon in Tuscaloosa, Alabama." Plus the Sarah Silverman Program, which should never, ever have been cancelled.

Music: "Just ate a horse meat pie." "My left brain knows that all love is fleeting." "but I would not scare my pony on my boat." "There was liquor on my breath, but you were on my mind." "Everybody's in movies, it doesn't matter who you are.""But to live above the law you must be honest." "I think I know, I mean, ah yes, but it's all wrong. That is, I think I disagree."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, college football, something to read, my friends, my dog (although I seem to be doing without her), another cup of coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Optimal sandwich selection.

How to adjust the settings to my instagram feed so that it doesn't connect automatically to okcupid. Although both are stupid, the photos without the captions are 80% stupider than the photos with the captions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with my friends and staying at home, enjoying a beer and (formerly) hanging with my dog, watching a Netflix movie and attending an art gallery opening (I'm combining my average Friday nights).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm serious, but most of the things I say are not.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like boys despite what they've done to you in the past, and you use passable grammar. And you're not jumping up in the air in any of your profile pictures, which appears to be the female equivalent of the shirtless selfie. Also, if you can resist the temptation to say I look young "for my age," I'd appreciate it; I've listed a younger age here before because I heard that a lot.